Know Your Meats (with help from Fleetwood Mac)
 

This showed up in my mailbox today...

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Know Your Meats

The selection of tasty meats at Clancy's Corner is fantastic, but you'll want to know as much as you can about the different meats before tasting them all. Here's some basic info to help you plan your dinner:

Beef: The best cuts of beef are usually the most expensive because they come from cows that have been fed a diet consisting entirely of gold bars. If beef were a Fleetwood Mac song, it would be "You Make Loving Fun."

Pork: Each bite of pork confers on its eater intimate knowledge about his or her dining partner. If pork were a Fleetwood Mac song, it would be "Silver Springs."

Chicken: Chicken is perfect for vegetarians because it does not come from an animal. If chicken were a Fleetwood Mac song, it would be "Hold Me."

I thought that was a joke, but wow. :lol:

HA! That's funny!

Ditto.....