If I were Stevie Nicks and I didn't have a maid...
 

If I were Stevie Nicks and I didn't have a maid I would throw my plates and silverware away after eating so I wouldn't ever have to do the dishes.


What about you?Start with that title and see what you would come up with.

If I were Stevie Nicks and I didn't have a maid, I'd throw out all my towels and linens as they got dirty and have Bed, Bath, & Beyond deliver new ones to my house...in other words, I definitely won't be doing any laundry :thumbsup:

If I were Stevie Nicks and I didn't have a maid I'd have to go to the drug store and pick up my prescriptions myself. "Wait. Whaddya mean no refills???" :laugh:

If I were Stevie Nicks and didn't have a maid...I'd get my dogs to wipe my ass :lol:.

If I were Stevie Nicks and I didn't have a maid...I'd be worried I was paying my assistant far too little to be making her do all these extra jobs :D

If I were Stevie Nicks and didn't have a maid I'd wear a brand new pair of underwear every day, and then have my assistant sell the previous day's underwear on eBay.

What? There's no maid to wash them!

If I were Stevie Nicks and I didn't have a maid, I'd be really pissed about all the chickens running all over the place.

LOL I forgot about that :lol:

If I were Stevie Nicks and I didn't have a maid, I would tour continually from city to city, and hotel to hotel so that the custodial staff would take care of everything.


And I'd hire Ethan to play keyboards in my band! ;)

lol lol lol! :thumbsup:

Love this one and the one about the chickens. LOL

If I were Stevie Nicks and I didn't have a maid/assistant, I guess I would have to make the Hamburger Helper by myself. :eek::shocked:
Oh, and make a pot of coffee. ;)

If I were Stevie Nicks and I didn't have a maid, I would have to move to a new place every week, because I only record/sing in big beautiful bathrooms and there is no way I am cleaning anything in a bathroom. :eek: