Man holds up store with Banana
 

NBC News and MSNBC
June. 26, 2008

FREDERICK COUNTY, Md. — Frederick County sheriff’s deputies are looking for a man who attacked a convenience store clerk with a banana.

A man walked into a 7-Eleven store in Monrovia just after midnight Wednesday and demanded money. Investigators said that when the clerk refused, the man became so agitated that he started grabbing items off the counter.

He snatched up a banana and began hitting the clerk, the sheriff’s office said.

The clerk pulled out a knife, and the man with the banana split.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25397599/?GT1=43001

Me, I would have used a nub.

(It's a funny gag from an old Woody Allen movie called "Take the Money and Run." :laugh: :woohoo: )

Desperate times...

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thanks for posting this! it's the most i've laughed in days as i'm suffering from Lyme Disease right now. :(