Stop Spreadin' Your Crabs Around (parody)
 

After a two-year absence, now at age fourteen(Well, almost fifteen...) with reduced creativity the Idiette will be pooping out more cruddy parodies for your... *ahem* ... enjoyment...

Baby you got me scratchin' on
my front door
Body lice I never had before
I don't wanna shave but
what am I supposed to do
I surely don't like what I'm going through

So I've gotten into trouble in town
And my headlice itch has moved on down
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your crabs around

It's hard to concentrate
on my schoolwork
It's hard to think about what I'll ace
It isn't nice to have an infestation
Stopping me from reaching my happy place

I was only really looking to
have a good time
Now it's made me such a
miserable girl

Baby you have got me scratching 'tween the thighs
Under buckle in the crotch
of my jeans
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your crabs around

There's many guys just like you
in the world
Ain't got nothing better to do
Than poke around with some
blond haired chick
You need some sense and a razor too

I do not really want to
tell my mum this
I know she's really gonna
get real p****d

Baby I could never get another guy
Dang things messin' with my health
and my mind
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your...
Stop spreadin' your crabs around

Stop spreadin' your crabs around.

Stop spreadin' your crabs around.

Stop spreading your crabs around...

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