A song about Lindsey Lohan
 

"I'm Not Stupid" by Tori Amos (followed by "Winter")
LMFAO!!! About Lindsey Lohan unless you can't tell

That was funny!!!

Hell yes. Preach it.

"Many, many, many, many naughty things. But I haven't been caught yet... 'cuz I'm not stupid!" ftw.

Hell yes again. I don't think I've ever responded "hell yes" to something twice. But I would like to say... to whomever named the youtube video... that's not just Lindsey Lohan. That's Paris. That's Nicole. That's Britney. That's freakin' everybody young and rich noawadays.

I'm not a Stevie-worshipper. But I will say. She set the tone and knows wtf is up. That chick hasn't driven since like 1974, 'cuz she's had a DRIVER. Even now that she's sober. To me, that's rockstar. Not all the chiffon crap. w00t Stevie. (I probably won't say that again for another 3+ years.)

hell.freakin.yes.

As stupid as she sometimes was, she was at least smart about that, intentionally or not.

And would everyone please refrain from spelling Lindsay Lohan's name with an E? It kind of freaks me out. ;)

Here are the lyrics in case anyone wants them:

Just a little chat
I need to have, I need to have
When I was 21 do you think I had a bag of cocaine
in my car?

If I did - if I did
You’d never know it because it would have been hidden
I’m not stupid.
But why are so many 21-year old millionaires so stupid?
Stupid and cute.
But stupid - I don’t know.

Let’s just say
When I was 26 (or seven - or eight)
And I was a billionairess
What would I have done?
Many naughty things.
Many, many, many naughty things.
But I would have had a DRIVER!

‘Cuz I’m not stupid, no.
I’m not stupid, no.
Not THAT stupid anyway
‘Cuz if I had been naughty
(I like being naughty)

But I haven’t been caught so far
and I am almost 44
44
And I’ve done many, many, many, many, many bad things.

They are hidden inside my *mmm - mmm*
Inside my *mmm - mmm*
So there’s no record or no fingerprints on it

‘Cuz I’m not stupid
‘Cuz I’m not stupid
No, not stupid!”