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Posted Jul 24th 2007 8:58AM by Ben Greenman
Filed under: Scandal, Media, Bizarre

Some people say that they go to the supermarket for food. Those people are called "liars."

Most people, if you dig down deep, go to the supermarket for tabloids, and not just the glossy celebrity magazines that have multiplied like gremlins in the last ten years. I mean real, honest-to-badness tabloids, the newspapers for which truth and responsibility and even reality are other people's hang-ups.

And now, the world is poorer, thanks to the news this week that American Media will cease publication of one of the great pieces of trash this country has ever produced: the Weekly World News. (Read more about it here and here.)

Published since 1979, the WWN has staunchly refused, for the most part, to tell us about Lindsay or Paris or Britney, instead opting for stories about aliens, Satan, giant pigs rampaging through the Georgia woods, Nostradamus-like prophets, time travel, and, of course, Bat Boy. In an increasingly frightening world, the Weekly World News provided regular -- you might even say weekly -- respite in the form of pedal-to-the-metal stupidity. It's too bad that WWN didn't break the story of its own demise, because then we would know that it wasn't true.

OMG. i'm really sad. i love the WWN.

batboy will live in my heart forever <3

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Originally Posted by mikeschmike (Post 705785)

http://newsbloggers.aol.com/2007/07/...00010000000001

..sorry to hear about your boyfriend.

mikey, was bat boy two-timing us? :mad:

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Originally Posted by carrie721 (Post 705866)

mikey, was bat boy two-timing us? :mad:

EXCUSE ME?!!

If I can't even get a half bat, half boy to stay faithful...what hope is there? Oh woe woe woooooe is me.

Don't worry little mikeyschmikey, me love you long time. You and all your lovely lumpy parts.

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Originally Posted by ELIUD (Post 705926)

Don't worry little mikeyschmikey, me love you long time. You and all your lovely lumpy parts.

You can be my Batboy anytime Eliud. ;)

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Originally Posted by mikeschmike (Post 705932)

You can be my Batboy anytime Eliud. ;)

oh man, the innuendo is just begging to be volleyed! :D

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Originally Posted by carrie721 (Post 705933)

oh man, the innuendo is just begging to be volleyed! :D

Apparently I'm too lumpy to volley. :mad:

:D

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Originally Posted by mikeschmike (Post 705935)

Apparently I'm too lumpy to volley. :mad:

:D

mikey, what are you going to do with all that junk?

"which junk?" you might wonder.

why all that junk that resides in your trunk, of course!

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Originally Posted by carrie721 (Post 705937)

mikey, what are you going to do with all that junk?

"which junk?" you might wonder.

why all that junk that resides in your trunk, of course!

Funny you should ask...

I'm going to get you drunk.

Get you lovedrunk off my lumps, humps, etc.

Check it out.

Don't forget your nooks and crannies. And your lil flower.

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Originally Posted by ELIUD (Post 705948)

Don't forget your nooks and crannies. And your lil flower.

:distress: :distress: :distress: :distress: