The Ledge - Let's all get Tusked!

"Oh God, Christine, did you hear? Mick just hired me as our Cute Adviser!"
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Photographer: "Careful with your hair, Stevie."
Stevie: "Why?"
Photographer: "Because it's..." (loud "bwooong" sound)..."spring loaded."
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"Ah man. I didn't mean it when I said "pull my finger!""
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"And to those that I love...seen all good people turn their heads...****. Clumsy lyrical phrasing always screws me up."
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"Hope you guys don't mind me just sittin' around, waiting for my boobs to firm up a little..."
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"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all."
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"You know what would be funny, Lindsey?"
(Sighs) "No, what?"
"If somebody took a picture of me right now, and that picture got damaged, and somebody tried to sell a reproduction of that picture and passed it off as brand new!"
"Whatever, Stevie!"
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"Woah, Christine, I totally found a grain of sand on the stage!"
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"Ah ****, I totally just remembered where I was gonna be when my diahrrea returned!"
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Would the person who left their witch costume backstage please claim it? I'm not really comfortable dressing like this. Thank you."
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