insanely irrational fear of Stevie Nicks
 

You have to read some of the comments following this... Click the link, they are pretty funny!

Rude Cactus...

Here's a Tuesday Morning Hypothetical because it's early and I sat in a pretty decent amount of traffic this morning and, frankly, this is all I could come up with.

Let's say you're single with an insanely irrational fear of Stevie Nicks. Yes, you're afraid of the former Fleetwood Mac frontwoman because, honestly, who isn't? One day you meet someone absolutely perfect. They're nice, kind and hot. But, following a few dates, you get them home and, after a bit of Journey-like lovin' touchin' and squeezin', you realize they've got a giant tattoo of Stevie Nicks on their chest. What do you do? What do you do if the one you love reminds you of the thing that scares you the most?

(The reason I ask, is because I saw a decidedly unattractive woman sporting a tattoo of a tarantula on her elbow. I hate spiders. I hoped her soul-mate didn't share my fear.)

tooooooooooooooo funny!!!:laugh: :nod: :laugh: ~

What a fantastic hypothetical question. :laugh: Since I don't sleep with women, I won't run into one with a giant Stevie Nicks tattoo on her chest. And I think it's safe to say I won't ever end up having sex with a guy that has a tattoo like that, because, well, I don't sleep with gay guys either. :laugh:

So, I'm safe.

Stevie getting banged by a unicorn? I see her being more into fire breathing dragons.

That was funny, I like the medley at the end...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That was hilarious. Thanks for posting. :nod:

Nicksaphobia
 

Ah, yes...I will add more on this later, just got back from PNC minutes ago. I can say that it IS real, and I have met someone with it. I was going to bring this thread up so long ago, but I wasn't sure how to start it. Anyway, more on this later...it's strange, but real. I was going to do a satirical entry, (I still might), but I am not sure yet.


anyway, a bit of rum, and off I go for the night.....see you all in camden.

What about the guy on SN's Fan Club on VH1? He had like 4 Stevie tattoos and he wasn't gay? lol.

MacMan, you're crazy :) What if on the flipside you adored Stevie, would you request that he or she go shirtless? hahaha