Random Fortune Cookie fortunes
 

I happen to love fortune cookies and found these online fortune generators:

bad cookie

china unique

misfortune cookie

random fortunes

tasteless fortunes

anybody care to share some of the actual fortunes they received?

Ho****!

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I received a hilarious one once:
You will pay $6.95 for buffet in very near future... haha!!!

The one hanging on my cube wall says:
Happiness isn't an outside job, it's an inside job.

The other day I got one that said:

it is a silly fish that gets caught twice with the same bait.

yesterday I got one that said:

ignore previous cookie

my friend got one that said:

never sniff the inside of a hat

"You're a bundle of energy, always on the go" - Yeah somewhat accurate.

"Among the lucky, you are the chosen one."

yes, kept that one!

I had one awhile back that said:

act with confidence no matter how little right you have to it

:rolleyes:


most of the time my fortune cookies preach at me. Thats when I remember my latest one (Ignore previous cookie)

random fortune cookie site had this to say:

Your fortune cookie today says:

You will find a treasure at this web site.

oh yeah :thumbsup:

http://www.badcookie.com/fortunes/fortune66.gif

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Today's fortune:

"You have an active mind and a keen imagination."


^^^
Sure...

This would be me on my final exam!! :lol:

I have two on my monitor. They're nothing exotic. They just say "You will be successful in whatever you do" and "Everything will now come your way." I'm waiting. :laugh: