Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
 

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Heh...funny...my personal favorite was an old Saturday Night Live version of Carol of the Bells..."please go away, leave me alone, I don't like you..." I think it was a dysfunctional family Christmas song or something? I don't remember exactly but the song was funny :p

Those are hilarious! Thanks for sharing. :laugh:
I love me some psych humor. (I know, I'm a geek :wavey: )

The Chimney Song
 

Here is one of my favorites!


BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE CHIMNEY SONG

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.

Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all month long.
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all,
And it's been there since last Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all year long.
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here."
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas.
And we'll have him every Christmas.

Is that the medley that Nora Dunn and that other chick Jan what's-her-name did? The cheesy lounge singer sisters in their evening gowns? "I'm hearing bells, there go the bells, so many bells, please stop the bells..." :p

Jan Hooks! I love me some Jan Hooks.
Check out: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86hsweeneys.phtml


Sweeney Sisters:
"Clang-clang-clang went the trolley! Ding-ding-ding went the bells!

Liz Sweeney: Bell?

Candy Sweeney: Ding?

Liz Sweeney: Dong!

Candy Sweeney: Ring!

Liz Sweeney: Clang!

Candy Sweeney: [ singing ]
"Hark to the bells
Here come the bells
There go the bells
So many bells.

Hark to the bells
Here come the bells
There go the bells
So many bells."

Together:
"Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas! Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas!"

Candy Sweeney: [ singing ]
"Hark to the bells
Here come the bells
There go the bells
So many bells!"

Together: [ singing ]
"A mix and a mingle and a jingling beat!
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell ro-o-o-o-ock!

Five golden.. ringgggggggggsssssss!!" :wavey:

^^^ Bingo! :thumbsup: Thanks for digging that up!