My Motto Is:
 

"if I have money, we are ALL having a good time!!" :blob2:
(I've been told I'm allergic to money:laugh: )

and

"if the easy road is on the left, I'm taking the one on the right"

I've always been the type that has to take the hard way. Maybe one day I'll learn. :rolleyes:

anyone else?

Hmmm...
 

the one my Mother always said seems very logical to me:

"F*ck it before it f*cks you"

"If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!" :p

If I'm at a baseball game somewhere I'm happy.

perfect!!!

Assume everyone is ignorant.

:laugh: OMG..that one still has me laughing. I love it....

I'm being very serious though! :lol: I mean, really... You can't be let down if you assume everyone knows nothing.

I hear ya - it's just way funny. I do the opposite - I assume people aren't ignorant then I'm let down/annoyed when they have no clue about anything :laugh:

I think I shall implement your motto into my life :p

So glad I could enlighten you...;)

I like this one...
 

very logical...And very true!



People 'assume' Deb is not bright because she is not much of a talker and she always has her head in a book, but at the last "Relay for Life" charity Deb single-handedly defeated all the teams that were participating in "Trivial Pursuit" (She beat ALL 8 teams by herself-I sat quiet like a good lil boy and hit the buzzer when the questions were asked.)

I hope that doesn't apply to farm animals or porcupines.

when life hands you lemons, squirt citric acid in its eyes.

"My only goal is just to be"



It's from RENT. The best musical ever!

Doing my best to piss off the Religious Right

Get your laws off of MY body

An it harm none, do what ye will.

When you dont know what to do, do nothing. (thats from my mom)