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DrummerDeanna 09-08-2006 05:27 PM
For you non-Bushies...this gave me a chuckle.
 
CDC Warning:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect him". Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few
years ago from a bush found in Texas.

estranged4life 09-08-2006 05:54 PM
This disease...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna (Post 569069)
CDC Warning:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect him". Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,

extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
isnt contagious is it? Seems it has been spreading around for 6 years or so.

I heard that if you contract it you'll hear a burning SHRUB tell you to go to war for him as his CRUSADER!!!

irishgrl 09-08-2006 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna (Post 569069)
CDC Warning:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect him". Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few
years ago from a bush found in Texas.

I LIKE IT! :thumbsup:


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