David Hasselhoff = Bad
 

Whyyyyyy?? This is ridiculously ridiculous:

I think I just threw up a little.....:rolleyes:

Yeah, it makes me question the existence of a benevolent god ... It's just soooooooo bad.

He was on Leno like a week ago or something like that - and they showed it and had a laugh about it... I think he said it was a tune that became a hit in some far off land and someone had to put together a video (of sorts), very cheaply! His two kids are in it too apparently.

Maybe it was Germany.. Isn't he supposed to be HUGE in Germany? :laugh:

That's what I was thinking. What is wrong with Germans??? :eek: :lol:

Stop spreading it around! :(

you know you love it. :p you're so glad you can see it everywhere you can go. :blob1:

That man is responsible for my greatest moment of being stunned, utterly stunned..

I was watching a UK chat show about 3 or 4 years ago. He was a guest on the show with Traci Bingham from Baywatch..

Anyway, this little kid, about 8 or 9 years old. He was sat in the front row dressed only in orange shorts with one of those floaty orange things the lifeguards carry..

The host noticed him and invited him to sit on the sofa with Hoff and Bingham.

Hasselhoff then said to this kid. "I've got a big surprise for you." "Its very special and you are very lucky".

He then reached into the back pocket of his jeans and pulled out a huge wad of signed postcard pictures of himself and gave one to the kid................

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

I'm still scarred mentally from that image now.

wow ... that is extraordinarily creepy!

Have you guys seen "Jump in My Car" yet? Pretty frightening...you've been warned. Playing air guitar should be against the law.

I'd rather look at Bea Arthur naked.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88...ty20scared.jpg

This may be the best Scoff at the Hoff I've ever heard - and I'm a girl who likes to scoff at the Hoff! Wish I could have seen this to wash out the image of him on the Berlin Wall with that...awful...piano key scarf "singing" that damn freedom song...

David Hasselhoff...the reason why drugs are still in use...

Is it wrong that I like his "Hooked On a Feeling"? :shrug:

Edit: I kinda like the other one, too.

Nothing. We did the right thing and after one or two hit singles we sent him back to the country he deserves - 15 years ago.