Hilton publicists fight urine claims
 

http://www.breakingnews.ie/2006/01/19/story240428.html

Paris Hilton's publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi-driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.

Harden Jamison tells American tabloid National Enquirer the hotel heiress and Simple Life star was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.

The disgusted cab driver claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own DNA as evidence against her.

Jamison has gone public with his story after getting threatened by Hilton's heavies, who hitched a ride in his cab, after making it known that he has a towel drenched with the socialite's urine.

He says: "They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop."

The cab driver claims one of Hilton's pals offered him $200 (€165.70) for the towel.

A spokesman for the socialite denies the incident.

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That bitch is nasty. Thanks for the laugh!

Why do they keep giving her attention? If they would ignore her she MIGHT go away! :mad:

What a skanky ho. Like Seeker said, she should be shunned, then maybe she'll go away.

Aww, why are they fighting it so much? Who hasn't drunkenly peed or puked in a cab, anyways? :shrug:

:)

Ah, you just tipped your hand ;):laugh:

I MUST party with you at least once :woohoo:

Making a sex tape: No biggie

Trading your dog for a smaller one: Who cares?

Having a different boyfriend everytime the date changes: So what?

Wearing next to nothing and being photographed in it: Doesn't think twice.

Peeing in a cab cuz you're a lil drunk: I'm going to sue.


:shrug:

Did you see it when Perez put up the photos of the Colin sex tape? :eek: Fug, I almost barfed. That man is one wonky looking scuzzball. And now Farrell is suing him!

;)

Once my best friend and I both puked in the back of a cab, and felt so bad about it that we went upstairs to our flat to get towels and stuff to help him clean it, but we were too drunk and just fell asleep in the hallway. My boyfriend heard him pounding on the door for like half an hour, totally pissed off.

Oops.

ETA: Have we ever heard a "Worst thing you did drunk" thread? Because, boy. I'd win at that one.

a few of us have probably done worse things in a cab.

btw, i don't care what she does... as long as she doesn't flash her beef curtains again.

I think it's a riot. Perez is such a scuzz. He makes fun of all these people, but then he meets then and beings sucking their ass. He's a sellout. He can dish it but can't take the heat.

Fug. (insert puking emoticon here)

That's a good idea. Except mine is more scary than funny. Yikes.