| johndoe |
12-30-2005 02:13 AM |
Why I'm so insane about this? I dunno. But still...
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Stevie Nicks is a tragic figure who lives behind fortified castle walls. She occasionally comes out to sing as part of Fleetwood Mac and for fans of her solo career.
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(Nicks)
Her spirit initiated billions of years ago in Earth’s primordial soup when an electrical current invorgorated some molecules, beginning life. Since then she has been reincarnated countless times, notably as Marie Antionette. The current incarnation of this spirit is the Stevie Nicks we know of.
Stevie was influenced to sing by her father who would make her stand on stage until she peed her pants, and by her grandfather A.J. Nicks, who urged the small girl to sing on streetcorners for change that A.J. would use to buy booze. She joined her first band in high school, a German oompah band formed by exchange student Fritz Raybyne.
Nicks traveled to England, where she met the Janitor and namesake of Buckingham Palace, Lindsey Buckingham. The couple made a self titled pornographic film, but when it didn't sell well, ripped the audio and made it into a CD, which also didn't sell well. Because of the lack of sales on the album, the band leader of the american pop band "The Monkees," Mick Fleetwood, added them to the Monkees Line up. Nicks objected to the name, and renamed the band "Fleetwood Mac."
Stevie and Lindsey broke up after Lindsey discovered her neglecting her music by renovating abandoned shacks in the remote California mountains. Her “shacking up” was derided in the hit song “Go Your Own Way”.
In a shocking media event, the Iranian Ayatolla Khomeini abucted the band, forcing them to spend thirteen months making Tusk. It was later revealed that Lindsey Buckingham organized the “abduction” to Iran in order to benefit from Iran’s lack of human rights laws that allowed him unprecedented and cruel dictatorial control over the band.
After her Fleetwood Mac days, Stevie took on side projects, serving as the lead singer of both Heart and Blondie. She then relased a homosexual manifesto called "Belladonna" which featured the bondage duet done with Eagles member David Hasselhoff, Leather and Lace.
The Arrythmatic Heart from 1983 was another hot seller. It featured the smash single "Stand Back", which was about the dangers of debris flying up from the ground due to her rapid twirling.
After "AH" as fans call it. Nicks began use of the recrational drug "cocaine" made famous by Eric Clapton, Mexicans,and Jesus. In 1986, in a very pulblic move, she finally annouced her addiction to Betty Ford Clinics. The betty ford clinic addiction then made her addicted to hairspray.
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(Nicks circa 1986)
In 1991, Stevie burglarized a private residence in Phoenix Arizona, and snatched a baby from a crib, claiming it as her own to friends and family. A police investigation fingered Stevie as the kidnapper, and the baby was returned to its true parents. As punishment, the state of Arizona forced Stevie to undergo a humiliating weight gaining diet, ruining her once delicate figure.
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Nicks came back in 1995 with what was arguably her masterpiece, Street Angel, which featured such hits as "Gold Woman of The Ocean Sings a Song" "Mysterious Temptrous of The Night," and "I'm still milking the emotional damage from breaking up with Lindsey Buckingham for all its got."
In 1997, Heart came out for a reunion tour, but dropped all of its members, added Nicks, Buckingham, Christine Mcvie, Mick Fleetwood, and John Mcvie to its line up, and renamed itself "Fleetwood Mac." Nicks sang an emotional version of "Silver Springs," then beat the living piss out of Lindsey Buckingham after the show, apparently while shouting "I'll get you my pretty!"
In 2001, Nicks came out with an album "Trouble in Shri-Lanka" which predicted the 2005 Tsunami from four years in the past. This gave more evidence to Christian groups that Nicks was infact satan.
Since 2004's "Beating The Living **** Out Of The Same Songs We've Performed for 30 years" tour, Nicks has toured with Hasselhoff, on the "One and halfish Voices" tour. She currently lives in The Land of Oz with her family of bats and black cats.
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