Ugly Christmas Lights 2005 Edition
 

http://www.uglychristmaslights.com/2...f_toyland.html

My faves are Upset Santa and Football Field. :nod:

im rather fond of richard b's display:]

that is frickin' hilarious~

You are my love. You found my house...a shame you didn't ring my bell. Paris would love to meet you...it would be hawt.

actually ive been waiting in the cold behind the poochie display...hoping youd come out so i could [pounce]...

must i wait here for nights on end

I know...I know. Damn Paris makes me stay inside with Tinkerbell. You do know the poor girl has lost that dog 3 times? Fortunately, all three look alike and the paparazzi haven't caught on yet.

I scratched a message to you on the fake frosted window. Didn't you see it? I'll leave the backdoor open.

:eek:
what? not even a saucer of milk for my trouble?
even your neighbor has been kinder than that!!
he has been letting me in sumtimes for a lil 'kibnbit'
no wonder tinkerbell runsaway...perhaps a BIGBONE
would lure me to your side :lol:


ok weird...i think the [pounce] comment threw me off!
i am not an animal!!! or am i?

I tried to bring a saucer of milk to you. Tinkerbell drank it when I was putting on my pants (Paris just left).

Glad the neighbor has been helping you out. Hopefully he hasn't been letting you in via his dog door. He can be such an ass.

Tinkerbell seems to think my calf is good enough to pounce and attach herself on. Damn dog...she really is a sex machine. A shame Paris can't get any inspiration from Tink.

Now why would I want a BIGBONE? Got one. It's you that I need to wield the big bone to.

is it possible youve rendered me typeless? :eek:
yeah im thinking so :lol:
ive met my match
in fact my eyes have glazed over
all i see in your post above is SEX!!!!
big caps even...look what youve done :cool:

btw...delete some of your PMs :cool:

Rendered you typeless? Blinded by the light of the day?
I like what I've done to you. I like what you've done to me.

Screw Tinkerbell. I've let the back door open wide. Get in here now.

uh-oh youve dont it again!!!!
this flirt has turned to puddle
and its all your fault :blob1:
know this...i love it!
its all i can imagine how youd
really go about doing it :]

[rendering me typeless...that is]






ive got it baddddd
you even make me [edit]
and i nevah edit :lol:

We really have to stop meeting this way. There's nothing like the real thing, baby.

About the lights...
 

Less is more people. Less. Is. More. :rolleyes:

Can you imagine living next door to these people? I'd protest.

The people with the lights, or Richard B and BTFLCHLD?? :lol: