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Allright, time for what's REALLY important. You know who strolled out of the White House this morning, and because I had NOTHING else to do, I happened upon His short economic speech. But as we all know, this fellow is occasionally prone to the verbal faux pas. I'm listening to it, and what he said made me laugh so I had to rewind the DVR a couple times to see if my ears had decieved me. Here's the excerpt; WARNING LAUGHS AHEAD "The Economy is graining strength and momentum." ((((SIGH)))):lol:

George Bush is coming to my town this Monday (actully, very small town, next town over). I can hardly wait for all the traffic, etc. :rolleyes:

I have always wanted to be somewhere that he came to visit - just so I could have the chance to shake his hand. And stand there and refuse to shake his hand if he ever offered his to me.

He came here once several years ago. I used to be a sales rep for a beer distributor and my boss and I were in a big Miller van. Anyway, we found out where and when he was going to be driving bye, so we parked the van and waited. We were asked to move by a police officer (I guess b/c you couldn't see inside the van) but not before we saw his entourage drive through. All of the hoopla was much more exciting than seeing the idiot himself drive through. I would love to be able to stand in front of him and NOT shake his hand. Just stand there and stare at him. Ha.

Has he arrived yet?:lol: