Check it out! Before it's too late!!
 

These people are sooo on their way to bannedville! If you will please ladies and gentlmen, click the links below to veiw. Hurry before it's to late!!!

Look, he'll do any thing!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ILL-DO-ANYTHING-...QQcmdZViewItem

He'll even be a girl!

http://cgi.ebay.com/I-CAN-BE-YOUR-FR...QQcmdZViewItem

Desparately needs money for hurricane victims, not to mention the money that they spent on all of these listings!

http://cgi.ebay.com/PLEASE-HELP-ME-P...QQcmdZViewItem

If they're luck couldn't get any worse, unfortunatly they know a poor blind child who can draw pictures of Jesus. God bless this poor imaginary child!

http://cgi.ebay.com/MIRACLE-JESUS-CH...QQcmdZViewItem


So I've been checking in on these guys for the past week or so. They've also listed a bag of sand that the Pope kissed, then a few days later it was the same bag of sand but magicly became a bag of sand that Elvis walked on. Amazingly both bags were found in the uncles basement! Feel free to check out the other fantastic items listed. I am so glad I caught you guys before the holiday shopping rush! :woohoo:

"maybe some adult chat"

That made me howl.

:laugh: I know!!

With every new listing from these people I am more and more astonished, they actually had one taken down (with the same picture as the "I'll do anything listing") it said "Give me a hundred dollars or god will kill me!". Then some guy sent them a seller question saying "I'll give a hundred dollars to watch you die in agony." :shocked: and they posted it!!

This person is pathetic.

Did you see this one?

Advertise On My Locker

:laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Takes all kinds, as they say.

Ok...now this is a NEW definition of desperate!

Oooh yeah! He's actually done that one before!



Another thing I found amusing:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5624863678

Hmm, I wonder if that guy got his $3.50 worth in advertising??

http://cgi.ebay.com/XBOX-ADULT-BUNDL...QQcmdZViewItem

This guy is a real moron. Check out his feedback...

Who is the girl in the picture, though? That is so weird/funny/creepy.

how do you FIND this stuff? do you search for "strange auctions?" or what?
really, I want to know! this is actually a howl :eek:

Yes it does...:confused:

Judging from these people's track record I'd say this girl probably has no idea these people are using her photo for this.

Hmm, I wouldnt be surprised either.

What you do is go to the Ebay home page, select "everything else" in the main catergory then click search. From there you click "Weird Stuff", then click "Totally Bizzare". There's usually alot of crap people put in there like posters and novelty stuff, but you can use the advanced search to filter out the clutter. How I first found these guys was an auction they listed for a class ring (which they keep relisting, and is currently listed). Alot of stuff on there is really entertaining, there is one person who list possesed dolls and types out lengthy conversations between the spirits in the description. The seller actually makes quite a bit of money with it too.