Hehehe
 

A 75 year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me
Back a semen sample tomorrow". The next day, the 75 year old man returned
To the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty
As on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's
Like this...First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
With my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She
Tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.

She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
Teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next
Door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she
Even tried squeez'n it between her knees, but still nothing".

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor". The old Man replied,
"yep, but no matter what all 3 of us tried, with our arthritis, we still
Couldn't get the jar open".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Cute.

Bwah!!
 

Hee!! Funny schtuff, Pip. :laugh:

Good one! :D

Hahaha i love that!

Chris

Haha! Old people are funny.

I enjoyed this one. Thanks.

not sure where to post this...so i will here!
 

could this be true??

OH MY GOD...

Not about the bill, but the biting-lip-Lindsey sig! Sweet creeping Jesus that's gorgeous. Thank yooouuuuuuuu!!!!

I doubt very much any gov. would allow that to be done to any of their currency...

Great Joke Pip :laugh:

Yea I was thinking the same thing...

I doubt that there is any truth to that....

HAHAHAHAHA Love it.