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Moony 09-10-2005 03:25 AM

Nicks vs. Buckingham [BRING BACK BOBO!]
 
Who has the longest and thickest toenails?

lagringader&r 09-10-2005 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Moony
Who has the longest and thickest toenails?

I'm going with Nicks on that one. Perfectly manicured too. Ok, who has the nose hair? Nicks or Buckingham?

But the burning question on everybody's minds: which would win in a fight? Nicks or Buckingham. My money is on Nicks.

Moony 09-10-2005 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by lagringader&r
I'm going with Nicks on that one. Perfectly manicured too. Ok, who has the nose hair? Nicks or Buckingham?

But the burning question on everybody's minds: which would win in a fight? Nicks or Buckingham. My money is on Nicks.

1. Stevie. She has some long ones... buy a trimmer, woman!

2. Stevie would totally win in a fight. She'd uppercut Lindsey with her tambourine and then choke him with chiffon while performing a naked war dance thanking Rhiannon for her strength.

Next question....

Who does God love more? Stevie or Lindsey?

lagringader&r 09-10-2005 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Moony
1. Stevie. She has some long ones... buy a trimmer, woman!

2. Stevie would totally win in a fight. She'd uppercut Lindsey with her tambourine and then choke him with chiffon while performing a naked war dance thanking Rhiannon for her strength.

Right again. And then she'd twirl on his strat.

Moony 09-10-2005 03:59 AM

It's a fair cop.

Mari 09-10-2005 06:21 AM

You're all wrong. Stevie might win the physical fight, but after that when she sees Lindsey feeling all sorry for himself and blaming her for having such sharp nails she'll let him be the winner anyway.
She's a woman!

Miss Vicky 09-10-2005 08:31 AM

I know nothing of either one's toenails.

However, I think Lindsey might win a physical fight. All he'd have to do is flail his arms around a la "Come" and hit her upside the head. Then she'd topple over in her big ol' boots and weighed down with all that chiffon and crash to the floor. :lol:

David 09-10-2005 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by lagringader&r
But the burning question on everybody's minds: which would win in a fight? Nicks or Buckingham. My money is on Nicks.

Oh please. Miss Grannykins couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag. She'd be about equally matched with Queen Elizabeth.

I always did want to see Marjorie Main get Granny Stevie in a wrestling chokehold.

Johnny Stew 09-10-2005 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by David
Oh please. Miss Grannykins couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag.

Stevie doesn't need to be able to fight.
Not when she can have one of her hangers-on do it.

Now that's living! :nod:

GateandGarden 09-10-2005 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lux
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV, and you think you're so clever and classless and free, but you're still f*cking peasents as far as I can see.

Love that song.

David 09-10-2005 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew
Stevie doesn't need to be able to fight.
Not when she can have one of her hangers-on do it.

Now that's living! :nod:

Johnny, you gotta admit: wouldn't you love seeing Stevie Nicks & Marjorie Main in a wrestling match?

http://michellevogel.com/Images-Books/Main.jpg

Johnny Stew 09-10-2005 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by David
Johnny, you gotta admit: wouldn't you love seeing Stevie Nicks & Marjorie Main in a wrestling match?

http://michellevogel.com/Images-Books/Main.jpg

You know, when you first said Marjorie Main, I thought of Ma Kettle... but then I thought I was wrong, and that Ma Kettle was actually Marjorie Lord.

Hmm. Who was Marjorie Lord then, and how do I know her? :confused:

(Oh, and I personally think it would be a hoot to watch Ma Kettle wrestle ANYONE. :nod: )

ReFleetwoodMac 09-10-2005 03:24 PM

Ah. My very own tribute thread. I gotta say, it was a harrowing few days. But the moderators here being the untrusting, power drunken control freaks that they are, disposed of me with absolutely no evidence or common sense backing up their wild claims. Although they make a good omelet.

Johnny Stew 09-10-2005 03:27 PM

Ah-ha... a quick visit to IMDB.com, and the mystery's solved. Marjorie Lord was on 'Make Room For Daddy.'

Two VERY different Marjories! :o

strandinthewind 09-10-2005 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew
. . . Marjorie Lord was on 'Make Room For Daddy' . . . .

She did porn :eek:


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