Want a pet penguin?
 

Here's an interesting site I found. Penguin warehouse

Maybe next time the Mac is on tour, we can give John a real penguin shower. I'm sure his family is sick of the stuffed toys and other penguin paraphranalia he has in his house.

OMG - is that real? I mean can a person really buy a penguin!?!

This must be some sort of joke. If it is, it is an ELABORATE joke. Lots of laughs.

I'm seriously thinking about printing that order form and sending it in, just to see what they say if/when they contact you...

Hopefully ThePenguin can also print out one for John. Of course there's always the possibility that if one sends in an order form, they might actually get a penguin.

lol- that would be hilarious - but then wouldn't one also have to send in a couple thousand bucks?

I don't think my dog would very much like having a penguin around.

And I think there are laws that don't make it easy for people to have exotic animals.