Things I never needed to see but have...
 

Peter Boyle's butt
Kathey Bates Naked (although it was really cool that she did that)
Briteny Spears
Geoffrey Rush naked

The only thing I can think of...
 

is seeing my Mother lying in a casket thanks in part to those #$%^&*@$#^%& at M.R.M.C...I NEVER needed to have seen that this early into my life.

Man - that is true. That is such a big loss to have faced :distress:

ROTFLMAO!


It's funny cuz it's true.

Fat Actress

The ending of Dr. T and The Women

George Bush become president

OMG - that movie cracked me up (well, parts of it...). Kathy full-frontal getting into the hot tub, plus Jack Nicholson realizing he didn't have to sit down on the toilet anymore to pee? :laugh:

My list:
- a documentary about Mexican union reps who were beaten and set on fire by angry anti-union workers (yes, they showed it - stupid PBS)
- the animal rescue show on Animal Planet where they show injured critters, and sometimes have to put them to sleep
- the bloodspray fountain effects in Kill Bill 1 & 2 - ick

and on the lighter side:

- Jessica Trampson "These Boots..." video - who washes the General Lee with her boobs?
- Elvira without her makeup & super-duper support bra = buzzkill
- The View
- "One Night in Paris" - we thought it would be funny to show at a party, but it killed it :laugh:

The diary my mom kept when she threw my dad out
A homeless man get hit by a car

Michael Jackson kissing Lisa Marie Presley
a female urinal

-Tony Blair and Silvio Berlusconi :rolleyes: deciding to send troops in Iraq.

- Wars images, terrorist attacks images, Al Qaeda people menacing directly my Country.

-Reality shows.

-Just the other day, Jessica Simpson trashing These Boots Were Made For Walking. Willie Nelson should have been protected from getting invoved in that mess.

-Tom Cruise recently.

Just some.

Romy

Being Bobby Brown - Did we really need to see that Whitney was so bloated she had to go sit on the toilet and take one. I don't want to know about Whitney's bowels. BTW Child services can not come fast enough for me

I can relate, Brian. My father died when I was six. Going to his funeral at that age was terrible.


Then on a lighter note:

The show Growing Up Gotti. Words cannot express how much I detest those little creeps.

Seeing a spider the size of a dinner plate when I was in Brazil. :eek:

Lars Ulrich naked

Toby Keith

Dare I say it - the Ledgie conclave doing kaeoke in Vegas :eek: :laugh: :eek:

Au contraire, that was something entirely worth seeing!!!

On the other hand, I did NOT need to see this woman in the record store yesterday with one of the worst displays of camel toe I've ever had to witness. I'm talkin' full view people...I'm still shuddering.

I wasnt allowed...
 

(Nor were my 2 older brothers) able to attend my father's funeral (When I was 7 years old, Back in the gawd-awful year of 1977...2005 ranks even with 1977 in my books as years I will never forget.) since his injuries received in the car wreck were reported (According to 2 of my Uncles who were Dad's younger brothers) to be rather morbid/gruesome to say the least.

I'm not in the greatest of moods today, The asscork doctor who operated on my Mother called my sister Lesa twice yesterday to ask if he could fax her the autopsy results and go over 'em with her. All the time he was stuttering/mammering his words (He should be nervous, VERY nervous!!!)...Only problem is that Lesa never signed for the autopsy results, So if he does indeed fax 'em to her he will be digging himself into a even larger hole.

The asscork MD (Murdering Dumbf**k) at first seemed to not willing to share the results with us, Kinda funny now that we went over his head to track 'em down he is wanting to share the findings...Well he can share 'em with our attorney now.

I'm sure everyone else in the building felt the same way. :p



Things I never needed to see but I have:


-insects in my food

-naked women

-death

-intestines