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DrummerDeanna 04-08-2005 12:20 PM

The Healing Power of Sex
 
A friend of mine sent this to me :laugh:

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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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cliffdweller 04-08-2005 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

Define "gentle" and "relaxed" please. :laugh:

DrummerDeanna 04-08-2005 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cliffdweller
Define "gentle" and "relaxed" please. :laugh:


:laugh: I'm sorry - this was sent to me ...I can't define anything and don't have enough sex to be able to define any type :laugh:

Alison 04-08-2005 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna
:laugh: I'm sorry - this was sent to me ...I can't define anything and don't have enough to be able to define any type :laugh:

I guess I will have to stick with chocolate. As I have not had in over 6 years.

Dark Angel 04-08-2005 03:02 PM

Interesting....
Now to find a way to get in the mood for it more...
. :laugh:

DrummerDeanna 04-08-2005 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Alison
As I have not had in over 6 years.


Chocolate or sex? ;)

:laugh:

Alison 04-08-2005 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna
Chocolate or ? ;)

:laugh:

Ummm, unfortantly . Can't have much chocolate, makes be break out.


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