WARNING!!!! Very, Very BAD Easter Jokes
 

Did you hear they Cancelled Easter? They found the body

What is the difference between Jesus on the cross, and a picture of Jesus on the cross? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.



:sorry: :eek: (told you they were bad)

Damn!
 

Oooh, those made me cringe!

UGh - bad bad jokes :laugh:

You are soooooooo going to hell for those. :laugh:

Those are very bad. Don't ever forget what Jesus did on that cross.
He had those nails put in his hands and feet for you. Don't forget that.

:laugh: Bad..yes...F-ing hilarious? Definatly!!!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :sorry: :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

"Hello...Jesus? Yeah, Amber here....what's that?....oh, fine, yourself? Oh! Is that today?....bad business.... :distress: .....yes, well....yeah, I wanted to thank you for dying for my sins and all that...it really wasn't necessary...what? yeah...mob mentality, what can you do? okay...yeah, I'll be at the resurrection...alright, take care!"

I hope you had fun at the resurrection, dear. I couldn't tear myself away from the babes of Desperate Housewives to attend such a thing. I find it rather disrespectful to ignore the likes of Teri Hatcher and Nicollette Sheridan when they're on my boob tube. :xoxo:

Me, too. that was a joke. :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:rolleyes: Why did you click on the thread? Just to preach?

You can call it preaching if you like. You guys have no trouble preaching your beliefs and your views. Funny how someone brings up something about Jesus, something He did, and some how that becomes taboo. I see a double standard here.