The Apocalypse Is Upon Us
 

It's just been revealed that Paris Hilton is releasing an album and she's covering...

David Bowie's "Fame" and Blondie's "Heart of Glass." :eek:

Somebody get me a paper bag. I simply can't imagine two fantastic songs such as those being "sung" by this chick.

Wha wha wha what???!!! Not Bowie and Blondie! Please don't cover Bowie or Blondie!

DIE PARIS HILTON, DIE!!

All I can think of...
 

is the following:



Brian "Stupid skanks shouldnt sing!!! They should DIE instead :thumbsup: " j.

She was named one of the ten most fascinating people of the year by Barbara Walters about two weeks ago. She interviewed her for a few minutes and asked her if she was smart. Paris said that yes, she is VERY smart. Barabara then asked her if she was booksmart and if so, what did she read. Paris said "books." :rolleyes:

What a dumb bimbo.

Please, I doubt if she can even read the lyrics to Fame or Heart Of Glass :distress:

:eek: :eek: I can't wait to miss it.

Am I the only person...
 

Who wished Bush would only recall a draft only long enuff so this dumb blonde c___ (Rhymes with "punt") would be placed on the front lines in Iraq, To only die when her fellow soldiers grew tired of her whining primadonna ass and threw her in the mine-field for some real entertainment????

Brian "Ka-booM!!!" j.

There's no way this chic should be singing a song co-written by John Lennon. Who signed off on that?

LOL - I just cannot resist the tempataion - this is Paris Hilton being a working member of society :cool: :wavey: :laugh: :wink:

Seriously, let's hear the record - it could be good :shrug: - but I dount it :laugh: This is a little bit like Lucy buying the rights to Mame and then SINGING it :ekk:

Uh...No...
 

Her album could only be compared to the worse of the worse singing albums of all time by a "supposed" celebrity:

William Shatner

Sorry, I would rather shoot a full metal jacketed .45 slug into my grey matter & be forced on a feeding tube in my brain dead state of mind than have to hear any album that bad again in a lifetime...And believe me "I did everyone in-Paris" Hilton would rise to that level of cat turd garglin' & dog vomitted singing!!!!

Brian j.

LOL - its that bad eh :eek: :laugh: Oh well, I am sure some brittany drones will buy it :mad: :rolleyes:

Ya left out...
 

brainless, talentless, musicially uninclined & uninspired marketing ploy suckass flavor-for-the-weak blonde bimbo skank-ho-pig-bitches to the "brittany drones" :thumbsup:

Brian j.

Well she already ruined Rapture, so...

I weep for humanity. -_-

LMAO! Why, Brian, have you been into the egg nog? :lol: