Why Men Are Happier
 

I know this is a silly thing that just gets emailed, but I thought it was funny. Feel free to comment, edit, or add to it. I will !

Why Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect
from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking
to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood -- all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.


No wonder men are happier!

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was funny, thanks for posting.
AMber

That was funny, Sparky... thanks for posting it.

And I'd like to add one for the "Why Gay Men Are Even Happier" file: When you have a boyfriend, you can instantly double your wardrobe. :laugh:

I guess some of my comments give away the fact that I am a big friggin Homo.

One of many reasons that the next boyfriend will be within an inch of my height and close to my weight. The last one was 6'2" and 190. But, we did wear the same size shoes. I still have a great pair of caterpillar work boots of his in the closet. LOL.

No one's ever looked at my chest! It's heartbreaking. :distress:
I don't know why women get so upset about it, some guys would kill to have folks ogle their chest! :laugh:

Didn't you get the memo that we're only allowed to wear 2(x)ist briefs now? For shame.
Actually, I bucked the system... I don't wear any! :shocked: :laugh:

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

:laugh:

Well...
 

2(x)ist ? Too Weho for me. Sparky is old school.

None ! :eek:

Scandalous. :lol:

Scandalous? No.

Comfy? YES! :nod: :laugh: :D

Comfy??? No.....

Pinchy??? Hell, yeah!!!

:laugh: :laugh:

Men :rolleyes: The reason on why i'm feministic

:laugh: I get a real kick out of public restrooms. Guys are always sizing each other up as discreetly as possible. Then, after they've shaken it all out and zip up, they grab their pants, lift them up, and look down as if they want to make sure it's still there.

Roc and Serious Skin Care are my best friends. ;)

They don't?

I'm worse than a grandma during a particularly doozy of a hot flash.

:laugh: Not mine!

Not for me!

Unless I'm having difficulties with my underwear.

No comment.

Darling, I wax my legs. :laugh:

Had a soul patch once, then got rid of it after a week.