Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Browse eBay...
 

Having just recovered from the heart attack this gave me, I present it to you fine folks:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

Only click if you have a VERY strong stomach. It's almost as sickening as Keyes himself. :shocked:

LMAO!!!!!!!! The Q&As at the bottom were even better. :-)

But I must ask, why were you searching for Alan Keyes on ebay? :laugh: :shocked:

Not me! I would never search for that wet fart of a human turd on ANY site! :laugh: Someone sent me the link. He was on TV last night saying that he's helping Illinois the same way firemen and policemen helped NYC during 9/11! He's the craziest old windbag I've seen in awhile!

Okay. That makes more sense. :laugh: I'm from IL, and well, the politics there are worse than in California. :lol:

Oh my. :laugh:

There's no question that Obama will whip Keyes into submission. Keyes has run twice for the senate and lost BOTH times. His TV show flopped. His radio show flopped. He took $100,000 from his senate campaign and claimed he was giving himself a salary for working twelve hours a day on the campaign. :lol: He owed $45,000 in debt after the campaign, but refused ot pay it back and said he had no responsibility over it. He still owes $200,000 for his failed '96 presidential bid, too.

:laugh: Didn't he run in 2000, too? I really don't know why the IL GOP is even bothering on this one. They should have just conceded this one to the D's. Obama's running practically unopposed anyway. :)

Yup, and he wrote $20,000 in bad checks. :laugh: Keyes said last night that he was running to "save" IL. ;) The man said that the tax system is this country is akin to slavery, that the internet destroys childrens souls ( :lol: ), that AIDs is a moral issue and not a health crisis, and that gays were the cause of Nazi-ism and communism.

If he gets one vote, it's a sad day for IL. ;)

What an arcane and foul item. What next, Jesse Helms' used Tucks pads ?

Rock on , Sparky!!! :lol: :lol: Very, very nazty....

Alan Keyes tried to convince Melissa Block on NPR yesterday that his race had nothing to do with the Illinois repubs decision to pick him.

Yeah, right! Psycho, psycho, psycho.....


Oh, and thank you Dissention, for throughly grossing me out. :xoxo: :laugh:

I tried the link...
 

no longer a valid entry...:lol:

I really think Keyes has the same chance of winning that Pee-Wee Herman has of having a career comeback next month.

I was thinking a Katherine Harris used Poise pad, but that works for me. ;)

:laugh:

It was a napkin with Keyes' sweat on it. ;)

And thank god, I was the high bidder! ;)