Steviewood
 

If Dolly can have a theme park, so can Stevie. Let's design it.

It would have to be on a cliff by a mountain near a desert over a tunnel that leads straight back through the sun to a blue-green sea. I'm thinking instead of Mickey ears the kiddies could wear shawls, leather and lace, and blue denim. Rides include the Recording Of Rumours Rollercoaster, the TiltawhirlAndRockalittle, the BlackWidowSpider, and the BombaySapphireTeacups.

Anything I left out?

- Jake

How about Magic Mushroom Mountain.... It gets verrry high up there!

How about the Land of Rainbows & Castles of Candy?

(I think it sounds better than Bitchland)

Paula

There would have to be a fabulous boutique that sells Stevie inspired clothing and suede platform boots in every color! It could be called "Everything But The Black Dress Boutique." :laugh:

...since I'd be running it :laugh: I can guarantee you, that item would not be available!

LOL!

The Shangri-La Snack Bar
The Other Side of the Mirror(s) Fun House
The Haunted Song Castle in the Sky
The Wind and the Rain and the Water Log Flume
Two Kinds of Tunnel of Love
The Sister of the Moon Observatory
The Beautiful Child Kiddie Park
The Edge of Seventeen "Guess My Age" Booth
Too Far From Texas Western Town


Give me a minute, I'll think of some more... :laugh:

Let's not forget the Twisted roller coaster ride!!!!!!!!!!

AND the Sorcerer's tent!!!!!!

Of course, the academic "Planets of the Universe."

:cool:

POTU - much better name for an observatory than the one I used... :p

Until the Landslide Freefall brings you down.

- Jake

I think Bitch Mountain would work. Heaven knows I've scaled that too often.

- Jake

I don't know, you might make a killing running Blackdresses R Us.

- Jake

Love these. Don't forget the Something That You Lost And Found.

- Jake

And the gift shop will sell Man And Woman In A Snow Globes.

- Jake

Don't forget Madame Celani's You Could Be Garbo Or Even Marlena Wax Museum.

- Jake

I guess that could be an ironic side project. :laugh:

Welcome to the Dollhouse: A collection of Stevie's dolls (Warning: Dolls may frighten young children)

The Stand Back Giant Treadmill Ride