cocoons
 

Okay - I showed a friend of mine Stevie's new red get up and she was like "that is called a cocoon" and here is where they are sold :laugh: So, for those interested

http://www.juliebenacdesigns.com/new...oonjackets.htm

In Yiddish, those are called "schmatas." :lol:

Can't you see me seeing her and saying "Oy - Stevie - I love ya schmata - did ya pay retail?" :laugh: :laugh:

Thanks for the FYI :cool:

Schmata = Rag
(Still an improvement over Old Blackdress)

- Jake

Actually I just clicked on the link. These clothes look like the cut-out wardrobe for a Mrs. Roper paper doll. :(

- Jake

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I practically need a diaper after that one!!!

Or Delta Burke at the end of Designing Women :laugh:

Ugh. Might as well just buy red sheets and wrap them around.

well considering I emulated that look when I was a fat ass :laugh: :laugh:

You know black underneath with a bright untucked shirt!!!!!!!

Who doesn't do that when they're a fat ass?! When you're fat, you do everything possible to cover it up, only to look even fatter. ;) I learned long ago when you put on a few extra pounds, you do NOT wear a lot. Wear a black, button-down shirt, leaving a few buttons undone. Then put on some leather pants. :thumbsup:

Do I strike you as someone who would own leather pants :laugh: A harness maybe - but pants - I do not think so :laugh:

Actually, I had to wear a leather and chain harness in this AWFUL play I was in one time. At least I had a body back then and could pull it off - :cool: LOL.

What the hell were you in? Dinner theatre at a leather bar?! All the fun without the two drink minimum?! :lol:

I own over ten pairs of leather pants. :eek:

You Yankees and your fashion sense :rolleyes: :laugh:

No - it was a big production at a large local playhouse (about 1,000 seats). I played a pirate and that was the get up they had me in. Personally, I needed a two drink minimum to go on stage like that - then again who am I kidding - a blowhard like me will go onstage anywhere anytime :laugh:

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You a blowhard? Nah. :laugh:

I suppose I should be careful using that word and talking about wearing a leather harness!!!!!!

Interestingly, I found these pics of myself from that era and am like WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!!!!! Then a la "its my own damn fault" from Margaritaville, I now freely blame the Chinese and their MF Gen Tsao's chicken! :laugh: