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Flatulence Humor
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Don't blame it on me Blame it on my wild fart.... Thunder only happens When I eat cabbage.... And it brings up the wind and it rises around you in pillars of odor..... :sorry::laugh: |
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and I saw my reflection
in the snow covered hills til the gas cloud brought me down... |
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It will be one of us... |
Wait a minute baby
Stay with me awhile Said you'd give me gas But you never told me about the Flatulence Drowning in the sea of the vapers Where everyone would eventually pass one But now it's gone It doesn't matter what for When you cut the cheese Then let one rip |
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And he was just like a great brown mist
Within the start of a storm I think I had met my match, he was doing the one-cheek sneak And undoing, and undoing the Butt burp Undoing the Butt burp |
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Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running Pew baby pew said pew Just like a big loud fart Clears the room sends people running Pew baby pew said pew And the gas bombs fly like a turd in the wind in the stench that is my own I flatulate again Said to my friend (everything stinks) Baby.. . fresh air matters... He had no more than a gas pain then... Well he almost sharted-- Foulness within him... But the moment That I first laid Farts. on. him. Just about to.... suffocate.... |
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Thanks that's amazing |
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Slip and I'll fall and I'll fart. |
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Broke wind two times.... I'm never gonna fart again..... |
It makes no difference at all
Because I fart all summer long..... |
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So I guess this will just continue indefinitely.....
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My beauty... my beauty
My beautiful... beautiful... beautiful Beautiful bean-o |
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You say everything's fine baby
but sometimes at night When the first fart is the stinkiest one of all.... |
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well it's an awful thing so..... go and fart all the way back home farting home |
And the days go by
Like a fart in the wind In the stink that is my own I begin again... Lol ok...I'm done here. |
Wait wait...
I have my own life And my farts are stronger than you know... But I carry this feeling When you farted in my house You'd better be walking back out the door... That's all ! |
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Wait a minute baby
I'm smelling something vile Said you'd do a line but you never told me about the farting. |
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If you wake up and have diarrhea
If the smell starts to make you gag, Open the door, let in some air you'll smell things in a different way Please stop stinkin' up the bathroom Please stop, god I need some air I need some air that doesn't smell like poo The immodium's gone Immodium's gone |
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Tell me why
everything smells so bad Gassing up Farting is all you wanna do If I could Baby I'd give you some beans How can I When you won't take them from me... You can fart your own way (Fart your own way) You can call it another runny day (Another runny day) You can fart your own way Fart your own way |
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If anyone falls it will be one of us, from the smell.
I know its not too clever, but funny? I hope. :p |
Rock on fart ass woman,
Take your precious fart & dig your grave It's a fartless challenge, Pick your smell, & I'll prey Wake up in the morning Hear your farts go down Lousy farter's pick their prey But they never fart out loud :D |
woah, it has a thread of it's own!
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Sometimes it rages, fart a little
Even when it's calm, still fart a little Just had too much cheese, I fart a little... Say it was stinky like me Still fart a little... |
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