Tour drinking game
 

Let's come up with some rules for a FM tour drinking game. I'll start.

If Lindsey says "healing": two drinks.
Miscellaneous psychobabble from Lindsey: one drink.
Unnecessary "yeah" from Stevie: one drink.
Mick yelling for no apparent reason: one drink.
Blatantly piped in music: two drinks.

Wow I'm going to be toast lol :]:) !!!!!

Finish your drink if Mick spits on you during his incoherent drum-solo babbling.

Who gets the drink in the face when somebody said something bad..LOL.....

One drink whenever Stevie adds herself lines to songs.
For example; The Chain "And if..." "NO!!!!"

Lindsey: If he says "cycles" or "big machine" or "small machine" or "growth" or "time." If he talks about an upcoming album. If he falls...two drinks.

Stevie: While introducing a song, 1 minute mark (drink), 2 minute mark (drink), 3 minute mark (drink), 4 minute mark (drink), 5 minute mark (drink), 6 minute mark (drink)...you get it right? If she does "Not gonna happen"...that deserves two drinks.

Mick: Every time he raises both hands. If the big screen captures him looking manic with bulging eyes.

Christine: If she says something snarky...like the "My Little Demon" banter or says nobody liked that album introducing one of the Tusk songs.

Or, for those of us who are going to see them in the Bay Area...

Stevie: "It all started right here" (one drink) "This is like coming home for Lindsey and me" (two drinks), and, introducing Gypsy (this is not a spoiler, I am not checking the setlists or that thread and have no idea if they are playing it or not time around) "This IS the velvet underground" (finish whatever bottle you have). :)

Kevin

Every time Stevie (re)repeats the last words of a chorus(that WASN'T on the record).
Good lord, I'll be drunk by the 5th song!:lol:

Lol uh oh I'm goners, Stevie's "yeah's" will be the death of me.

Steve E. always has to have the last word on everything. (kill me now):lol:

Here's a sure fire way to get hammered. If they bring back Sisters of the Moon, take a drink everytime Stevie sings "Sistaahhhhhs" instead of letting Lindsey just play a riff. :lol:

If Stevie says "Take Care of yourselves so we can do this again"---Take a SHOT!

If Stevie says "We're glad she's back. We thought there was a greater chance of an asteroid hitting the Earth"---two drinks

If John says NOTHING---chug a beer

Two shots when Stevie says "this is a song about a Welsh witch".

one for everytime Stevie interjects her phrase with "You know".

I'd be hammered by the time the third song starts.

One drink every time Lindsey shouts, "OH YEAHHH!" after one of his songs.
Two drinks if he comes up with a new set of adjectives to describe Fleetwood Mac's "new chapter" (other than profound, poetic, and prolific).
Three drinks if they play "Hold Me" on the next tour.
Four drinks if they play "Hold Me" for a few shows, then replace it with "Over My Head".

take a drink whenever Lindsey refers to something as "organic"

Four fingers-worth of beer everytime Lindsey does that 'point at an audience member and smile' thing whenever he's singing and playing guitar. I think it's just become a natural instinctive thing for him. When exactly did he start doing that?
Anyway, we'd be completely snozzled by the end of a show, I'm sure.

A Schlitz Malt Liquor every time Stevie adjust
her in-ear monitors. (How I loathe that!!!)

You know that Schlitz sponsored the Mirage tour, right? Check out Chris' hat!

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n...psljr00jke.jpg

You know I'd forgotten that when I wrote
my response.

I just grabbed Schlitz because I never hear
anyone mention that beer. Kind of like the
old Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Many many moons ago I was sitting in a casino.
When the waitress came by I asked her for a
Pabst Blue Ribbon just to make my friends laugh.
I don't even drink.

A whole bottle of something red...
When, in an interview, Lindsey says ..."dysfunctional"
Aaaagh drives me nuts when he says that.

A shot everytime they make a 4 minute song over 9 minutes for no reason, or a shot for every minute it goes over 5