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what would u do if you saw this?
http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/Strang...mbstone_e9.jpg
:lol: :lol: i wouldn't mind mine saying just "bye". i think that's funny as hell!!!!! "bye" or "dead"! ok maybe i'm just crazy.............. |
Get thinking caps on folks for funny/witty epitaphs!
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"lived her life like every day was her last, especially this one."
"i'm still on facebook." "don't touch my stuff while i'm gone." hmmmmmmmmm this makes me think..........i need to put this in my will. i want a funny gravestone!!! |
"I told you I didn't feel well, damn it!"
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"the end" "done" "text me" or........i like jack lemmon's http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q5wa7ttQiZ...1577751346.jpg |
I always thought Royal Tennenbaum did a pretty solid job writing his own:
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q...wdn8o1_500.png Best. Movie. Ever. Okay, this is a little different, but I couldn't not mention it while we're on the subject of epitaphs. Dani and I were just planning my epitaph in LA! (You'd be amazed what topics you hit as you wait in line for 17 hours.) And I'm feeling pretty confident in the decision: lyrics to "Jane." Yeah, it's a winner;) She'd kept pointing at me and singing, "There are angels here on Earth!" Somehow, we decided that was epitaph-worthy. And really, if you're going to quote Jane, you need to get the chimpanzee in there, right? So here we are: Grace Gardner J------ 1989- "Children of the world The forgotten chimpanzee In the eyes of the world You have done so much for me There are angels here on earth." Poetic. Humble. Logical. What more would I want? |
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I do occasionally like to plan things pertaining to my funeral. For example, I know exactly what songs I want to be played. Shiny Happy People by R.E.M. (A sing along version like on Man On The Moon, with me on the video leading it all. EPIC!), Don't Stop by Fleetwood Mac (Oh the irony! :p) and Joy To The World by Three Dog Night. I also toyed with the idea of DW. Suite by Lindsey Buckingham.
As for epitaphs, I had a few rather lame ideas :-
I'm also contemplating having a dance mat installed ontop of the grave too. |
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I like this one I found:-
HERE LIES AN ATHEIST ALL DRESSED UP NO PLACE TO GO |
And another:-
OVERDOSED ON VIAGRA HIS WIFE TOOK IT VERY HARD |
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this is morbid
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"gtg goin over jesus' place"
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"My Other Grave's A Dyson"
Dyson = Brand of Vaccuum Cleaner. |
Think Night Of The Living Dead....
Brains! Brains! Brains! :lol: |
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i took this at highgate cemetery in england a few years ago. still laughing about it to this day :lol: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...y/100_3210.jpg |
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