vengeance is MINE!!!
 

first, a bit of history.

it all started last year when i went to the lindsey concert in nashville. Great concert, but next day on my way home we ran into a little trouble. Once we crossed over the kentucky state line, we decided to stop at the rest area. well. for some stupid effing reason, we started playing out in the fields of kentucky with buckeye nuts. I got hit in the temple...pain erupted (I think there might have even been some internal bleeding and moderate swelling :laugh: ) and that was that. Next day i was still feeling dizzy, headache, jumbled thoughts so I went to the ER and discovered I had a concussion. from a buckeye. yep. that's right.


So fastforward. today. I just got back from visiting my grandparents in florida. My plane landed in nashville and I was set. Decided it might be a good idea to go back to the scene of the crime one year later. it was difficult, but I somehow managed to pull myself together.

Kentucky rest area:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...e/100_1807.jpg

the creator of all things evil-the buckeye's mother.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...e/100_1809.jpg

you can see them there, getting ready to strike like a cat in the night
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...e/100_1811.jpg

the culprit and ring leader of their "group". he looks all innocent, but beware.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...e/100_1812.jpg

for stew :rolleyes: :laugh:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...e/100_1816.jpg

look at them, congregating, ready to make their move. little buckeye gansters they are. it was me against them.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...e/100_1817.jpg

but oooohhh...look!!! one year later and I have conquered them and their evil ways!!! I rejoiced at the sound of my tire going "crunch" mwahahahahahahah....ahahahahahha....

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...e/100_1818.jpg

so again. the moral to the story is: "don't f*cky with 'tucky!" teehee

oh.

my god.

that's all i have to say :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ok - great story and all . . . but

bucky say "what the f*cky?",
" 'tucky's eye mistakes a buckeye?"

ok - enough of that - i am confusing myself.

so are you sure those are buckeyes?
i don't wanna come off as some expert or anything, but that don't look like a buckeye to me. and i grew up surrounded by the little suckers. {yes i too have been attacked but prefer not to take it up in public, the scars are too fresh :o}

maybe there are many kind of buckeyes and your kind are just weird?:shrug:

yours look more like hazelnuts or acorns without their hats.:xoxo:

hahah - I wouldn't have the audacity to critique another of your photographs ! :lol:

:lol:

What I loved about this story, and which you appear to have forgotten to add here :laugh: was how you drove to a quiet spot to seek out your revenge, so that no-one else would see you destroying buckeyes in a bizarre way, or hear your cackling :laugh: :laugh: :xoxo:

:laugh:hilarious story!!!~

tbh, i really don't know. I know that buckeyes tend to look more rich in color, and the outside is more of a redish color, but it's a buckeye for this story, k?

:laugh: j/k. I really don't know what it is. That's just what someone said at the area a year ago and I stuck with it. I'm not a nut connoisseur :p

and please, tell us your story. i'm intrigued :laugh:

Those are not buckeyes! These are buckeyes:





As an inhabitant of Columbus, OH, I see plenty of the things on necklaces and such...Go Bucks!

I think you'll find that those are called Horse Chestnuts and have had that name in the UK since before Columbus got in his boat to discover you lot:laugh:! So HorseChestnuts is what we should call them imo.

^ horse chestnuts are different from buckeyes, actually, so :p

OMFG. :lol::lol:

That's all!

Why can I never see the pictures when I'm at work? :mad:

^ baby jesus hates you. that's why. :mad:

baby jesus stinks. :mad:

quit bitching about it and change his diaper then :rolleyes:

can't he just snap his fingers or twitch his nose and ~POOF~ . . .
new diaper.?

This is HYSTERICAL! I almost wet myself reading this one! Yep... Diet coke AGAIN, all over my keyboard! YUCK..:rolleyes: LOLOLOL..

hmm ... well ... jesus *is* magic according to sarah silverman ... and SS is my jesus, so by the transitive property ... yes. jesus should be able to snap his fingers and change his own goddamn diaper! :laugh:

i swear i was going to bring up diapers, but then i thought i would let you do the honors. i knew you wouldn't let me down. :xoxo:

:laugh: am i that predictable? :lol:

i find the whole thing incredibly disturbing :distress:

god gave me lemons, so sarah silverman is my new god as well, ree.

:lol: word on that bird. sorry, i had to steal that from you, it's too funny.

you mean word on that birdTM :shrug:

:laugh:

****, it's trademarked? i'm too poor for that ****. :laugh: i'm gonna start saying word on that turd. ftw!

hahahahahahahahaha. i would join you in saying word on that turd, but the word turd makes me pretty uncomfortable.

me too actually. especially when it's spelled "terd."

OH I KNOW. who the hell does that?!! i've seen it, but srsly. wtf. http://www.memphisracingscene.com/vb...mrs_5dunce.gif

hm, i didn't look at it that way, actually. more like 'great minds think alike'. well, my great mind and then sometimes you manage to reach my level. you know.

Well, we don't call you poopy for no reason, bb!

right. and that's why I said this, which is right above your post:


and carrie. you have to turn EVERY thread into a poop thread, don't you? :mad:

:laugh:

yeah. word on that lurd.

i'm always trying for the sun. you know.

betch! :lol:

pretty much. turd on that bird.

lurd? .. does not compute.

word on that lard?

word on that tard?

lard on that tard?

lurd = a prison term meaning "lesbian until release date" :laugh:

oh good. new terminology for the next time i get tossed in the clink.

:cool:

:laugh: srsly. it could come in handy.

lard on that tard ftw!

Damn, that was funny. All I can think, is...I want that guy on my team, and you should've practiced Dodge Buckeye harder.:shrug: Isn't that what you do in P.E. in Kentucky? Play Dodge Buckeye? Or, rather, "Concussion Nut"? or...

You were probably spending too much time playing "Squirrel Toss" or "Cousin Killin'" or, "Where's My Front Tooth?".

I don't know, I just figured...:shrug:

:laugh:
:xoxo:

Seriously, though, a person who can throw a nut that hard should play for the majors.

cousin killin :lol:

It sounds more violent than it is. You just gotta tag your cousin in the bun with your bb gun. But the winner gets the fattest porcupine for grillins! And first throw with the quills. And we all know how satisfying the first quill toss is. Lock up the dogs!

We call those conkers!