A bit of fun!
 

Not sure if this has been done before.... sorry if it has!

Go to the Google search engine (or whatever you use) and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, e.g. "Michelle needs". Write down the description that appears. (It should say something like: "Michelle needs to shave") Put this at the bottom of this list then pass it on to people you know and to the person that sent it to you. GO


1. Pip needs someone more than ever.

Ryan needs his ass kicked (hard)

:lol:

:lol: Love it!

I mostly get results from people who have played this game before, but this one's funny:

Vanessa needs to get her alcoholic mother into detox, or to chase down another Krispy Kreme with another licorice Twizzler.

TattooNOW : Amber needs some ideas: Tattoos



Hmm, a new tattoo would be nice...

Chuck needs a map to find where he is.



HELLO??

(Hello, Hello, Hello....)


*crickets*

Michael needs a LiFe WiThOuT CoCk

:shocked:

I'm so glad mine didn't say that. :nod:

Bruce needs lemon juice and butter

Now do everyone else!

Pip needs a haircut.

Ryan needs to give back $25000. (Ah - that explains the ass-kicking.)

Bill needs some help to expel alien gang.

(Didn't your Mom ever tell you, "If you feed them, you'll never get rid of them!" ? :shrug: )

Vanessa needs Proactiv and a nose job. Pronto!! (For the record, I don't agree.)

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/20...se-job-pronto/

I got the exact same thing. Disappointed!

Jermaine Jackson says Michael needs to convert to Islam.

(And when Jermaine speaks... :lol: )

Mine were so good that I need to list a few of them...

Every gang needs a Sparky, and every Sparky needs a gang.

Sparky needs a lot of love and reassurance.


It gets better!

Once you decide where Sparky needs to go to the bathroom here is the most important key: he must only go to the bathroom in that spot!

OMG.

Sparky needs an ass-beating every once in while...a stern "no" isn't going to cut it.

:lol:

And the coup de grace is this:

All Sparky needs is some good thick non-silicone anal lube and a 9 volt battery in the power box for a good time.

:shocked:


I'm not making this **** up.

I love you. :wavey:

rbs

omg, sparky!!!!!! jesus h those are good.

ok, the second one was the best:

I think Carrie needs some care herself.

the link read "A virgin at 45, Carrie never had luck with men."

depends on how you define "virgin," i guess.

Bruce needs a shave. (ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz)

How interesting that you left this one out:

Sparky NEEDS to show support to the judge by having friends, business associates and members of the community present in the courtroom during tomorrow morning’s hearing.

:D

um, sparkelah, i love how you truncated this one:

Every gang needs a Sparky, and every Sparky needs a gang. This guy will get naked at the slightest provocation, especially in the public gardens.

:lol:

Oh my.

Deanna needs children (hell to the mutha fn NOOOOO)

and my favorite:

Deanna needs to borrow Sally Forth's strap on :eek:

I didn't get that one!

And what's with the links on google and yahoo search engines? Almost every single one leads to an advertiser not at all related to the found item. They've become useless.:shrug:

Well, it was about the need part. The sentences made me out to be enough of a whore is it was.

DeAnna needs to change her underwear because of all the pie crust in it. (Who told???)

NOT kidding: http://itsallaboutde.mu.nu/archives/125873.php

Be back in a bit - need to clean laughspit off my monitor... :lol:

Damn, those are good.

sally forth's strap on???

wtf??

:lol:

Thanks a lot! :mad:


:p I actually didn't even click on that link because it looked so boring - boy howdy was I wrong!! :laugh:

Of course, I'm very opposed to spelling my name DeAnna...there's no capital "a" in mine...

*goes off to change underwear*


:p

Um...."Patches - Project Pee The Wet Adventures Of Amber & Libby"

I was thinking they meant this piece of crap comic:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/comics/sforth.html

But yeah, I google image searched and got a whole different kind of comic...so who knows :lol:

^^

yeah, i know about the comic strip, but i just never got the impression that SF wore a strap on ... :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

wow, my days as a paper girl would have been so different if they had ...

With my full name:

Phillipa needs to complete 180 hours of massage before she can graduate

Oops - I missed this, so sorry...

Under the heading - Plumbing in the Cinema (Page 3)

"Naturally, what Carrie needs after a night like this is a nice, hot bath. She slowly, ritualistically climbs into the bath and scrubs herself madly like an ..."

It's truncated like that in google. Tease!!!

Phillipa's fins need to be attached to either side of her body. These need hinges at their bases.


Hmmmmmm.... I tried to follow the link to provide context, but it was a blog link where they were playing ... you guessed it ... this game! :laugh:

Mark needs a chick.

Hannah needs adoptive parents who will support her mental health therapy program

O and apparantly i need a new name :shocked:

:laugh: Well, I basically have a life without cock anyway :shrug:

well ****...you already did mine...:mad:


:lol: j/k

actually I redid it (not sure if i did it right) and it says

"michelle needs your help" :laugh:
and

Michelle needs to come to terms with the fact that her only talent is being angry.

They have my picture? :eek: ;)

Here's what other search engines came up with:

Vanessa needs her own TV show on bravo, right after Queer Eye for the Straight Guy called "Vanessa's gonna smack some sense into you!" where she is pitted against freakish trailerfiends like Anna Nicole Smith in a skull-crackingly deadly designer makeover where Vanessa calls the shots. (There would also be a cabana boy. No one's sure why.)

(I'm finding the greatest things: A Wild Tornado Hidden in a Jewel Box, This is Vanessa)

Vanessa needs to obey God and not man, forget that John Prince Kee ever was in her life!!!

Vanessa needs to write fewer anti-vegetarian testimonials.

^
No, I don't. :mad:

My first mistake was to smile at you. :mad:

well bitch, go on save yourself. But make sure you leave the key here. i don't want you breaking in :laugh: oops..wrong thread..

what happened to that thing?? haha..

I need to try other search engines, i guess, because mine suck. other than "my only talent is being angry" :laugh:

I would watch that, and start thread after thread on the Ledge singing its praises. Although Bravo would most certainly change the name to something with Top in the title.

"Clearly demonstrated, it's Michelle who clearly needs to shut the fukc up. ... Michelle needs to exercise her right to shut the fukc up."


Google said it, not me! :lol:

OMG!!

i just found my new sig!!