goober farklechunks
 

now that I have your attention :lol:

We need a little comic relief around here, and what better way than to make fun of ourselves :laugh: Mine is the thread title, in case you didn't figure that out ;) soooooo....

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.



1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first
name:

a = snickle
B = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
G = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
O = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
t = tootsie
U = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
B = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
G = lizard
h = waffle
I = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
O = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
t = snickle
U = chuckle
v = pickle
w = Hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
B = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
G = pan ts
h = shorts
I = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
O = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
t = sniffer
U = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Hi everyone, I'm Snickle Dippindoodle. :wavey:

Funky Dippinfanny, nice to meet you. :wavey:

Sneezy Gizzard Brains, here.;)

dorfus pottyhumperdink :wavey:

Dorfus Gizzardhump reporting for duty, captain.

let's start an army of dorfuses. we'll take over the internet! woo!

Dipsy Dippinsniffer here. :angel:

Lucifer's LoveChild :thumbsup:






Actually it's dorky potty shorts!

Brian "Nerdy crappy pants" j.

Snooty Chuckle here.

sounds about right.

Sloopy Gizzardlips. Hi! :wavey:

Sleezy Waffledoodle... yeah baby yeah..

Boobie Pottyfrack

Goober Farklepants

Its basically the same as Michelle's :rolleyes:

what the hell you rolling your eyes for, babey?? doesn't get much better than that!!! :shrug:

Ours is boring Michelle. How could we beat Funky Dippinfanny? :laugh:

Goober Pottyhead... interesting. :laugh:

oh, I know. don't think I'm not going to be calling him that from here to eternity :angel:

Dorfus Frickenhump, at your service.

Stand Back. I'm Dorky Pottysquirt.

OMG. that's my favorite one.

you would get "squirt."

:laugh:

Cheesey Dippindoodle

that sounds like some kind of new Nabisco snack. :laugh:

perfection.

i am laughing so hard tears are flowin'.

ready for it?

i am.................








crusty pottypants

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I am definitely Doombah FarkleTush, especially after a weekend suffering with the stomach flu:laugh:

Honestly? You can't.

You wouldn't be the first person... :lol:

i just laughed so hard my dog jumped. funky dippinfanny ... lmao. :laugh: :laugh:

Beotches, behold Crusty Farkletush. Hiyiiiiieeee!!!!:laugh:

Goober Snicklehump----what a classic?!:laugh:

LMFAO!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup:

somehow I believe you :lol:

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: OMG I am dying :lol:

Snotty Potty Boob!

As expected :laugh:

And just what was yours? :shrug:

Goober Farkle Pants

Boring, I know :rolleyes:

That sounds suspiciously like Michelle's. A match made in heaven! :laugh:

I know - how sad is that? Or creepy, can't deside which :laugh:

aHEM..I'm still here :laugh: