Song help/suggestions?
 

Ok so I have to do a project where I pick a song that either disagrees or agrees with the meaning of love. Meaning pick a really dirty song with sex and lust in it or a real romantic. Now Stevie Nicks does not go over well with 17 year olds in a theology class. Anyone have any suggestions? Or know of a really dirty rap song or something??

Oh come on, ya GOTTA do STEVIE!!!!!!:nod: There would be so many to choose from... First one that comes to mind is "Love Is".

how about "dick in a box"? :laugh: :laugh:

no? :laugh:

"me and my girlfriend" by tupac is dirty. but it's also not exactly about his girlfriend ... it's a love song to his gun. i can send it to you if you're interested ... :shrug:

If it was about his girlfriend i'd gladly accept, but I need love with like actual people. :laugh:

Thanks tho I appreciate it.


Whats Dick in a Box?

Seriously you can go as far as you want with this guy. He played "Whats your fantasy" by Ludacris in class and went through each lyric word for word.

you haven't heard dick in a box?? child!

NSFW!

God damn, I'm at work on the **** computers and they don't let me play You Tube vids. I'll have to check it out when I get home.

How about Stacies Mom?

ohhhh yeah, well i probably should have put a NSFW warning on it anyway. it's better that you can't play it. :laugh:

i think stacy's mom would work!

how about Gimme That Nut by Eazy E?

Mp3 available? Sounds dirty enough! :laugh:

I think I have it. it's on my other computer. I'll upload it for you.

If you're going for dirty, "My Neck, My Back" by Khia would work from a women's perspective ;)

for sure.

and then there's the men's version "My Dick, My Sack"

I think I have this one too.

I have just the song...
 

Put It In Your Mouth, by Akinyele


Intro:
my baby left me, left me sad and blue
I didn't know what to do
and then I met his best friend
and he took me to his house
and I said...I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my mutha****in mouth
I mean her mutha****in mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
my mutha****in mouth

Verse
You wanna go down why not
I be like Herbie and han you a cock
and tell you that my name is AK
get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow
but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin
if your not down to go low >deep in my mouth
I'm all about mouth ****in
only if you down for dick suckin
if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin
and **** chap sticks
I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips >down in my mouth
creamin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them
with an erection like injections
**** it I be druggin them
numbing up your tonsils
like ambesol anesthetic
cummin down your throat like chloraseptic no time for
apologin..girlfriend if you.....
swallowin{gurgle}....gagolin
I'm givin bitches permanent beers
put your lips here
and catch these damn facial hairs in your mouth

Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my mutha****in mouth
I said your mutha****in mouth
or you can just eat me out
or I can just eat you out
you can eat me out
yeah, whats that all about
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it
baby, slurp it up, its enough to fill your cup
its finger lickin good
and Im wishin it would
go down kinda slow or even fast
I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue
In the crack of my ass, just eatin me-nigga
goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
and you can e a t m e o u t
but put it your my mouth
put it in your mouth
I said your mutha****in mouth
I said your mutha****in mouth
and you could just eat me out
what do ya choose to lick
you could eat me out
pussy or dick?
put it in your mouth
people through out the world
I said your mutha****in mouth
man it's your pick
put it in my mouth
what do ya choose to lick
put it in my mouth
pussy or dick?
I said my mutha****in mouth
people through out the world
just put it in my mouth
yeah it's your pick
mutha****in mouth
what do you wanna lick
and you could just eat me out
pussy or dick?
in my mouth
people through out the world
put it in my mouth
its..your..pick..hah
baby-baby in my mouth
its your pick..pick
let me go down
uhh, uhh
people through out the world

Enjoy. :lol: :nod:

^^^
I a SO downloading that.

there's also All Over Your Face and The Sex That I Need, both by Cazwell, that I'll upload as well.

There is a MySpace for him too. Look it up. :laugh:

^^^ Oh isn't that just a lovely song. :rolleyes:

found it. my new favorite artist.

Well, if you have to do a speech, the best thing to do is pick something that no one has any idea about. That way you can ramble on and cover your bases in case something goes wrong. I'm not saying something WILL go wrong, don't get nervous, but it's like acting. If the audience doesn't know the script, you can cover up most mistakes, whereas if you pick a song that everyone knows...I don't know, just a suggestion.

Anyway, there is this comedy group called the Reduced Shakespeare Company (RSC), and they did this musical in like, 1998 or something about the whole millenium. One of the songs in it is called "Ain't It Crazy How Love Works." I'm such a nerd that I HAVE the cd simply becuase the whole musical was hysterical. The CD is scratched to hell, but I might be able to rip the song from it and send it to you, if you want. It has a lot of references to historical figures. Below are the lyrics:

Ferdinand loved Imelda
Bought her a lot of shoes
Adolph loved Eva
You know what he tried to do
Romeo loved Juliet
More than a priceless gem
Henry the Eighth loved all of his wives
Look what happened to them
Ain't it crazy how love works
Ain't it crazy how love works
Hinckley loved Jodie
Thought he'd give romance a shot
Nobody loved Cambodia
More than its leader Pol Pot
Jesus said that loving thy neighbor
Is the name of the game
Some folks love Jesus so much
They kill people in his name
Ain't it crazy how love works
Ain't it crazy how love works
When a woman says "I love you"
There's never a proper response
When a man says I love you
You know what he really wants
And wants, and wants, and wants, and wants, and wants
The Wallendas loved flying
Ended up taking the fall
O.J. loved Nicole so much
He never killed her at all
Dodi loved Diana
Howard Hughes loved all of his wealth
If you look at the way all these people end up
You can see love is bad for your health
Ain't it crazy how love works
Ain't it crazy how love works
Jimmy Hoffa loved the teamsters so much
He went on a permanent strike
Maybe it's safer for everyone
To only go falling in like
Ain't it crazy how love works
Ain't it crazy how love works

You could always use "Face Down, Ass Up," by 2 Live Crew. :shrug:

I have to agree with Ethan here. I would go with "Love Is". I think that song is the epitome of true love and how someone can reach the place where they can love unconditionally and love someone they can't have.

so that's where my ghetto nickname comes from!

How's about It Wasn't Me - Shaggy :p

Hehe, thanks for all the suggestions guys. I ended up writing my paper on Stacy's Mom just because it does relate pretty well to the topic at hand, and everyone knows it. Im hoping it will get a few laughs.