weird things that are in your car
 

do you keep weird things in your car that other people don't?

for a long time, i had a jar of spaghetti sauce under the driver's seat.

i also have this hanging on my rear view mirror:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...IMWIT_DOTS.jpg

well, i just have the thing on the right hanging there. i bought it off ebay for $3.

omg. this is an awesome thread.

in my car right now:

a leather jacket from Banana Republic, 4 empty water bottles, a Cinderella cup that once had juice in it, 3 empty Nature's Valley granola bar wrappers, a stuffed lamb, a case of water and trash galore.

EDIT: wait, I think I read your post wrong. I listed everything in my car. nothing exactly weird except the Cinderella cup! as far as keeping things in my car...for some reason, I'm OCD about having water or drinks in the back and a jacket...why? I don't know...

Somehow this ziploc bag partially filled with green stuff got into my middle console. It must be oregano. :shrug: Other then that it's pretty normal. A jewel case or two, empty diet coke cans, and loose change.

I am a neat freak. I get very weird if my car is dirty or messy - so actually no...

Wait..I do keep a deck of cards in my car at all times. Is that weird though?

I also have an "official" Club that my grandparents gave me when I got my first car. I never use it...don't know why I carry it. Yep..the cards, that's the weirdest thing I have in my car right now.

I have a random picture of a dolphin that I won at the county fair last year.

Also, most VW Beetles made between 1998 and 2001 have tiny flower vases by the steering wheel. how's that for weird?

lol. dude, if i tried to list everything i kept in my car, i would suck up all marty & lis's bandwidth. :laugh:

right. oregano. or maybe basil? or ... :shrug:

See that sexy styrofoam penguin? He normally rides in my back seat, strapped in. I had to take him out to fit stuff in the car for my last road trip. He's been enjoying the time off.

well, OFFICIALLY speaking I can't say what it is. I'll crack it open when I get home and let you know :laugh:

right. get back to me on that one.

hayley - where the hell did that awesome penguin come from?

:lol: I LOVE **** like that.

A good friend of mine used to drive around with a cardboard Mel Gibson in her car, (this was years ago before he went completely bat ****) it was grand.

your hairless dog??

wait, i told you guys in the other thread I'VE ALREADY SEEN THIS VIDEO. :mad:

haha, no, something that stupid couldn't have gone over your head. it was just a stupid joke. :laugh:

other weird things i have in my car:

aprons from work
pay stubs
mugs (y'know, for beer)
the ticket from the stevie show i went to in 05.

Was that actually in f'ing 05????

-my work bag
-ice scrapers
-stevie cds
-my dead neighbor's body

it was! that was over a year and a half ago. :eek:

Dizzamn. I remember you talking about that... time, y u gotta move so fast?

Pretty much nothing weird. I'm a neat freak about my car. So much so that my 4 year old niece told my mom that I drive her craaazy because I'm so fussy about my car. She actually used those words when my mom wouldn't let her eat in my car or put her feet on the glove box!

Well, there has been a computer monitor on my backseat for the past two months now. It's too heavy to carry inside and I keep forgetting to ask someone to carry it in for me. There's wrapping paper behind my driver's seat from when I had to quickly wrap a present before I went to a birthday bash a few weeks ago. There are also shoes under my seat, they've seriously been there for as long as I've had my car, which is close to three years now. They've actually started to mold a little. :eek: I keep telling myself to throw them out but then I forget again since they are not exactly in plain sight. There's a little plastic orange shirt hanging from my rearview mirror that has the text 'Hup, Holland, Hup' written on it, 'hup' meaning something like 'go'. It's a little thing I hung there during the World Championship Football last summer. In my glove compartment I have old mail going back three years or so, mostly bills that I took out of my mailbox before heading to work and just never brought up to my apartment anymore. And people wonder why I don't pay my bills on time. ;) That's all I can think of right now. I'm sure if I went downstairs and checked I could come up with a lot more stuff. I haven't even gotten to the trunk yet. :laugh:

^omg, the trunk! i didn't even think of the trunk.

i used to have a gecko. the stand for the gecko tank is still in my trunk. i haven't had the damn gecko in a year and a half. :shrug:

My car is invisible, but when they came to get it one midnight, I had my basketball and my razor scooter in the trunk. :laugh: Seriously, though, I'm bummed about the basketball. My dad got it for me, and it was a good one. You never know when you might need a basketball, a pickup game could arise at any moment...:shrug:
I didn't get the basketball out, cause they came to get it at midnight.

I think in the front I mostly kept junk and garbage and stuff.

a knife
rope
a gun
hot tamales
duct tape

What? No Bible?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Omigod....Omigod...So....Clever....can't....speak....

musn't let Jesus see:
the gun
knife
duct tape..etc.

you too? :eek:

In Glove Box

Condoms
Hand Sanitizer
Ketchup
Spray Handle for garden hose

Under or Behind Seat

Big Gatorade bottle for pee emergencies
A bunch of old scripts
Old blueprints
2 phone books
Black Spray Paint
Gaff Tape
Dozens of pens
1 Towel

In Bed Of Pickup

2 bags of white gravel
1 sandbag
1 Malibu light
Last weeks Sunday LA Times
1 small shovel

Wouldn't the CA heat just cook those up like............rubber, and...is the sanitizer for the followup?:confused:



(god forbid I axe about the ketchup!)





(OR the garden hose!!!!!):lol: :lol: :lol:

The condoms are probably cooked.

I knew I would forget something.

I shudder to think what is on or has stained that lone towel :eek:

Hey Sparky, don't feel bad. I've got condoms, Purell and a spanish dictionary in my car. :thumbsup:

rbs

What? Condoms are considered 'weird' to keep in your car?

omg. lol.

you'd get laid a lot here then. :lol:

LOL

You have no clue how that dictionary has helped me out...:wavey:

rbs

I can imagine. and I bet you have some hilarious stories.

*imagines various rendezvous of the past*

dog hair and vomit :]

A bottle of Amaretto (need to bring inside)
A Motley Crue ticket stub from 2004 or 2005? Also, Goo Goo Doll ticket stub from 2002.
Lots of baby toys (I have a 10 month old son)
Crayons and coloring book for my 3 year old daughter
iPOD FM modulator

I'm sure your towel makes it look like some kind of prayer cloth.:eek:

"The shroud of Sparky" This week on History Channel - What is that shape stained into the towel? :eek:

Toy plastic baseball bat - for holding up the hatchback cuz both of those hydraulic thingies are shot.

That's probably the only weird thing. Spare change, CDs, portable CD player, tire pressure gauge, extra sunglasses...

And doesn't everyone have at least 20 strands of Mardi Gras beads hanging from their rear-view mirror? All year 'round? I do! :lol: