My Motto Is:
 

"if I have money, we are ALL having a good time!!" :blob2:
(I've been told I'm allergic to money:laugh: )

and

"if the easy road is on the left, I'm taking the one on the right"

I've always been the type that has to take the hard way. Maybe one day I'll learn. :rolleyes:

anyone else?

Hmmm...
 

the one my Mother always said seems very logical to me:

"F*ck it before it f*cks you"

"If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!" :p

If I'm at a baseball game somewhere I'm happy.

perfect!!!

Assume everyone is ignorant.

:laugh: OMG..that one still has me laughing. I love it....

I'm being very serious though! :lol: I mean, really... You can't be let down if you assume everyone knows nothing.

I hear ya - it's just way funny. I do the opposite - I assume people aren't ignorant then I'm let down/annoyed when they have no clue about anything :laugh:

I think I shall implement your motto into my life :p

So glad I could enlighten you...;)

I like this one...
 

very logical...And very true!



People 'assume' Deb is not bright because she is not much of a talker and she always has her head in a book, but at the last "Relay for Life" charity Deb single-handedly defeated all the teams that were participating in "Trivial Pursuit" (She beat ALL 8 teams by herself-I sat quiet like a good lil boy and hit the buzzer when the questions were asked.)

I hope that doesn't apply to farm animals or porcupines.

when life hands you lemons, squirt citric acid in its eyes.

"My only goal is just to be"



It's from RENT. The best musical ever!

Doing my best to piss off the Religious Right

Get your laws off of MY body

An it harm none, do what ye will.

When you dont know what to do, do nothing. (thats from my mom)

it's always the quiet ones that are smart!!! well, usually anyway ;)

Or kinky....

Im smart AND kinky :D

Irishgirl, I am LOVING your mottos! :D
I am adopting them all. You mom must be smart too!

Sasja

you are my new best friend :nod: come sit by me :D

my mom is awesome. she was into Janis when the rest of the country was listening to the Beatles and the Beach Boys.

and my most important motto:

Put the LIME in the Coconut and drink the bowl UP! :nod:

:laugh: me too but if i had to pick one i'd say more kinky :nod:

"Better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not."

-Phlogiston Verdigris

That's great!

I don't know what my motto is!

"You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it" --- Carrie Bradshaw

wow..that is very good!:nod:

"Walk gently and carry a BIG STICK!"

"There are chiefs and Indians...and I am definitely not an indian!"

oh honey you are a SQUAW!! :lol:

..don't make me come over there beyotch.

if you do, you better have the BEST of intentions dear boy :nod:

besides--you know you laffed at that :nod: :D

"Those to whom nothing has happened,
do not understand the unimportance of events"

I will scalp & tommy - hawk your ass.....:laugh:

wrong. you will kiss it and tell me how much you love it!

I also have a bad habit of saying:

why don't you lick my left nut and make the right one jealous?


life motto? I think not. but funny as hell to see people's reactions.

I have one, too. It might be too explicit....even for this board. :eek:

PM me plz. :D

Oh. hell. I might as well say it.


I'll out you like a bloody tampon.

:thumbsup: f*ckin' A.

that.rocks. almost as much as you do for sayin it.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

marry me plz.

:rolleyes: whore.

besides, he's spoken for.

****, I'm a genius. I just wrote a rhyming couplet.