MSNBC: Britney files for divorce.
 

Britney files for divorce!
 

Just got a "breaking news" email from CNN saying Ms. Spears and K-fag have decided to split.

Bobby and Whitney
Britney and K-Fed
Reese and Ryan

Who's next? Lance and Reichen?

Bummer. I was really losing sleep over this one....:rolleyes:

I really thought they dug each other. Ah, I don't cheer over any of these breakups. I also kind of don't care. :shrug:

Whaaaat? Why the hell did she spit out two kids with him then? Gawd. What a trip.

NO kidding....ugh. They're just gross.

So completely off topic - did you have problems voting today, Chris?

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: Wow. I thought they were the next Paul and Joanne.

Tongue firmly planted in cheek I'm sure....:laugh:

Thank god. :rolleyes:

Thanks for clarifying that David. :wavey: I thought she was serious.



Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.

lol. these words echo in my head when i fall asleep ...

Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.

Haven't gone yet. I'm getting ready to go over. It's a block from the house. I got hit with a surpi$e loan application for a client in Kansas and got that thing submitted. I'll be leaving here in a bit and I let you know how I make out. I've got one hell of a stomach virus going so I'm going to stop at Heidi's for what I swear is their medicinal chicken soup on the way home.

she's total trash, but i still want to hear her post divorce cd.

What the hell is it about soup today? :laugh:

..and feel better

New nickname : FED - EX

It was like a shockwave in our office when this news hit today. We are all waiting for Soundscan numbers to come out tomorrow so we can add his horrible-selling album to his list of LIFE FAILURES. Literally- we have a poster.

This doesn't surprise me one bit...impregnate 'em and leave 'em - isn't that what Federjerk is all about? He clearly married Britney for her money and when she used to be hot.


I don't know, but one of the attorneys I work for had an emergency root canal yesterday -and he wanted nothing more solid than soup for lunch today.

Feel better, Chris!

That actually made me laugh out loud.

:lol: Shock of the century! :rolleyes:

I know! I''m going to go cry in my mac n cheese now. :( :angel:

I hope they've got a pre-nup!! This doesn't surprise me at all, I just didn't think it would happen so soon after baby # 2.

I heard Fed Ex is in for 20 million in the pre-nup.

whoa, that is expensive if all she wanted was babies from him. $10 million a pop shall we say. ;)

:] :thumbsup: :]

I cackled when I read this.

OK - I'm confused - is "FedEx" Britney or Kevin? Logically, to me, it should refer to Britney. :shrug:

But whatever - Paula is 1/2 right:

They're both pigs - I f*cking hate both of them.

I read 300,000 for each year they are married.

HUH?! :shrug:
Go figure... who knew? .... they seemed so very.... you know.....

All these celebrity splits and divorces recently....
who WOULDN'T want to be famous??!! :wavey:

Maybe this explains why K-Krud looked rather sad on last night's episode of "Monday Night Raw".

This past Sunday he caused John Cena to lose in the 3 way main event on pay-per-view, Guess he needs the extra $$$ and the WWE is willing to pay him.

is this for real? I never thot I'd see the day she'd excise that particular tumor...

Reichen is so using his ass to squeeze another 15 minutes of fame!

if that were true, couldn't he do better than lance effing bass? :laugh:

we knew this was coming....:laugh:

I predict Third Reich and Princess Frostylocks are the next big breakup.

Who are they? I'm out of the loop. :laugh:

I'm guessing Lance and Reichen. :shrug:

That gay idiot reality show winner with the fukced up name (Leichen Rimyou)and Lance Bass.

hello..didn't i just predict this on another thread....:wavey:

you would think...:shrug:

I hate that it's created yet another media blitz. geez. I'm sick of their mugs.

I think lance seems like a nice guy - at least from what I have seen in the media etc. The Third Reich on the other hand seems like an opportunistic prig.