My Mortification Can be Your Laughter
 

About a month ago, I bought these cute pink pants from a funky store right off campus. I wore them once- a button popped off and the zipper part ripped a little. No biggie- what can you expect for $11? Well. I wore them today (after sewing the button and the other part) and this morning in class one of my girlfriends was like, "OMG, Janet! Your ass is showing!". Apparently there was a huge rip (that really came out of nowhere) and there is no telling how long I walked around that way because I honestly could not feel it. Fortunately I wore a little zip-up sweatshirt today AND it was warm out, so I could tie the jacket around my waist. What gets me is that the pants are not too small- they just...ripped.

I do have a picture, but I'm not brave enough to post it here. It is HILARIOUS. :lol:

oh no! that's too funny ... that's happened to me. we need to see the pic! :lol: :lol: :lol:

It may be against Ledge rules- showing ass and all that. :lol:

^^^^^^ no way man, you HAVE to post the pic! PLEASE!?

I'm sorry it happened to you, but I've had a bad day and need a good laugh :laugh: :p .

Be thankful you were able to cover it, unlike having to sit through a date knowing there was a fairly big rip across the ass of your jeans. :nod:

I demand to see your bum ASAP!

ha ha. oh dear. that's funny. I ripped the ass of a pair of jeans once at a bowling alley. didn't bother me much.

as long as you don't have on granny panties, let's see the evidence!

Okay. BUT (heh) it's re-sized because I do have some dignity. And to the moderators- I will remove my ass if it violates any rules.



Oh, and Jason- if I was wearing granny panties, it would have been better! At least I would have had some coverage. :wavey:

Oh dear :laugh:

jannie, you are brave! :woohoo: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: i have had this happen to me before too at the bar:o ~

You know what, you should totally make that picture your avatar :lol:

Your bum is adorable!!! :xoxo:

When is was a teen...I went camping with my BF and his friends...we went to joshua tree in california which is basically mountains of rocks that you climb on and down into where you can find caves, etc. It's about a 5 mile hike from the campgrounds to the actual mountain formations so one tends to limit the the items they bring...such as extra clothing. Anyway, long story short...while squeezing my way through a crevice, a rock tore the back of my jeans and for the rest of our day-to-dusk trip I had tiger-print panties exposed for all the boys. Good times. :o

tee hee hee... I knew you would post it. Nice ass....

that. Is hilarious!!! sorry you had a bad day-we've all been there. I've had jackets that have come in quite handy as well!!!

..how about a Jeff ass shot..??????:nod:

:lol: sweet Jannie. that is some funny ****. only you my darling.

:laugh: Ok - so I popped into the Ledge really quick from my mom's slow ass computer....

and this? totally made it worthwhile. I'm dying over here...

I mean - that officially sucks and is way embarassing and unbelievable...but ya know - the humiliation of others is always good for a laugh ;)

Seriously - you rock for posting about this...

Pretty funny!! Never saw pants rip in a place like that... I'm thinking seam, you know... but that's not a seam. Those were some cheap a*s (hehe) rotten pants, man! Throw them things away, unless you want to dye them yellow and go as Prince for Halloween. Remember that awards show way back when... he wore a yellow pants and jacket outfit with cut outs all over and the a*s was completely out. Also, there was also an old 80s spoof movie about a guy who goes into the designer jeans business, only his jeans are a*sless. I'll never forget the scene where it showed all these people walking down the sidewalk in New York wearing his a*sless jeans.


Thanks for the laugh!

with a lip print on it!

LMAO! Too funny.

Oh man! That happened to me once but it was horizontal and lower plus I was with my BF so it wasn't a biggie. I stepped up into his truck and "riiiiiiiiiiiip". :o Jannie, that's too much! :lol:

Heh, you guys are funny. But seriously, I'm glad it made you all laugh. Truthfully, I wasn't all that embarrassed because at the time, I had no idea how big the rip was. I couldn't see it when I tried to look in the mirrow. But man, when my husband (yes, Black Widow, JEFF!) took that picture, I just died laughing. And of course, a big thank you to those who said I have a nice ass *sigh*. :xoxo:

any shirtless Jeff photos...hmmm...;)

Oh thanks, I had a good out-loud laugh!

It's a weird place for a rip. Do you think that for $11 you only get fabric that is pressed (like paper) instead of woven?

:laugh: :laugh: I, like Eliza, wonder at the weird place the pants ripped. However, I must say that those pink pants lend a great charm to the rip that it otherwise would not have. :cool: Cute, very cute. And your a** looks fine, so it's not like you had a big fat a** hanging out. :woohoo:
Sucks though. It's like the period stain nightmare, but not as bad. :p

True, it *is* a fine a88, and Jannie is actually showing less a88 than most of the low -ride pants do!

It *is* a weird place for a rip. When my friend told me about it, I immediately was feeling for the seam. Anyway, cheap, cheap, cheap- Lesson learned.:rolleyes:

Yes, please people, if your ass crack sticks out when you sit down the rise is too low!

Everyone should post ass crack photos next...:p