If Stevie had a party...
 

All she would need to do is get the characters from her songs to set it up...

Juliet would be in charge of decorations -- the ribbons and bows

Jane would bring the chimpanzee for entertainment

Sara would read some poems

Greta would show off her rhinestones

Alice would provide the drugs

Sister Honey would provide the transportation -- jet planes and star streams

Of course this would be a benefit party for the homeless Street Angels.

Am I forgetting anyone?

Well, I would sing Ziggy Stardust in the outfit :eek: and Melacine would dance her gypsy dance!!!!

Garbo would lie in the corner on the sofa, saying "I vant to be alone."

Rhiannon could provide music...you know as she's ringing like a bell through the night - or perhaps she can be the one who notifies Ms. Nicks when guests arrive.

Personally - I hope some folks all the way down from Emmeline show up, I'd love to meet some Emmelinians.

Lily could provide more entertainment - rock and roll ballerina - where else would she go?

Sara would be the aborted fetus :eek: Sorry, I couldn't help myself...

Bella Donna would be swinging from a trapeze

Blue Denim would be scratching his balls

Jane would be making out with chimpanzees

Ghosts would be flying about trying to avoid the Rhiannons on their brooms

This sisters of the moon would be disrobing

Greta Garbo would be smoking in the corner hiding from everyone

One more big time rock and roll star would be sitting indian style in the rose garden strumming his guitar

The street angels would be begging for food and booze

Sweet girl would be dancing across the stage with Lily doing pleias

Gypsy would be telling peoples' fortunes in a tent

Gold dust woman would be snorting lines asking Silver Girl for more blow

A beautiful child would be frolicking through the forest of the black roses

Beauty and the Beast would be arguing over who was the beauty and who was the beast

Oh and Stevie would be smokin' a doobie doing the lassoe dance

Joan Of Arc would turn to the wall. Over. And Over. And Over. And Over.

Out of town guests would stay at the Imperial Hotel.

Of course...
 

the party would be crashed by "Mabel Normand"

The Highwayman would show up but eventually disappear. You know, after the dream and the thunder, and the wine and the tears and all that ****.
He would, as they say, come and go.

OMFG I LOVE YOU!!!! I just screamed so loud I scared the **** out of my poor dog :laugh:

That made me laugh so hard I woke my birds up.:laugh: :wavey:

There would be a raffle (for charity of course) for one of Stevie's most prized china dolls.

Sara the cleaning lady would have to pick up the mess all by herself after the party.

Sleeping angel would be passed out from too much tequilla

Oh ****, now I'm never going to be able to stop!

I say The Highwayman and Lily hook up for a quickie.

Perfect. Only she can keep up with the likes of those.

Well, I can't believe no one has said the obvious... copious amounts of Bombay Sapphire would be served, as her guests sat across the table (yes, the same glass table), which would be decorated with candles, crystals, some lace and paper flowers. It would be anyone's fantasy.

The air is thick with the scent of Nag Champa as imported incents burn through the house. In the background all you can hear is the ocean crashing.

Due to an incorrect fax sent to the caterers the bartender served the fine cognac, Remy Martin in plastic cups. Stevie was pissed. (see her tour rider at the smoking gun)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backsta...vienicks2.html

Stevie can be heard off an on throughout the evening saying, "Karen - how does the CD player get to Dreams? Can you help me with this?"

After a few rounds of drinks John McVie wants to play the game that always makes Stevie have that dirty laugh that he loves so much, "Misheard Stevie Lyrics".

Patty :woohoo:

Track #2 would probably be a safe bet. :wavey:

-Kat

Bwahahah! Funny 'cause it's true.

omg, you're making the aborted fetus clean??? :eek: :eek:

LOL! No, they are 2 different Saras (like the released song and the demo). It's MY Stevie world damnit :laugh:

"Attention, to the partygoer that flew here in the golden ball...your lights are on."

:lol: :lol: i think a fetus with a broom is funnier. :laugh:

Ahem. I would be in the Ziggy Stardust outfit, complete with red mullet, thank you very much :cool: :laugh:.

Alright you win - Sara aborted fetus/cleaning lady will handle the clean-up duties :nod:. Can she at least have a few shots of Bombay Sapphire?

absolutely! go fetal alcohol syndrome!! :lol:

Oh my God, you're all insane.

Ha ha good one, didn't think of that!

and The Invisible Girl will be fashionably late.
She walks in and walks out.

:laugh: i wear that badge with pride!

..And look I can see past you to the white sand.:shocked: