Tacky
 

Wearing white socks with black shoes. Worse, wearing white socks (or any socks, for that matter) with sandals.

Turning tires onto their side, painting them white, and planting flowers in the middle.

Pantylines.

Wearing a bikini top to the grocery store.

Having an upholstered couch on your front porch.

Continuing to display hanging baskets with withering or dead flowers in them.

Christmas lights up all year, unless you're physically unable to take them down. And if that's the case, please don't turn them on unless it's holiday season.


This message brought to you by Paula, who's in a very snarky mood today. Anyone else care to share some tack? :D

loafers with tassles. just wrong.

6 inches of dark roots, unless you're Shakira

any jewelry made out of spoons

tight-rolled jeans

Pants that are too short. I absolutely hate that.

wearing a spaghetti-strap sundress with a low back ... with a bra.

walking into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close.

Lemme guess.......waitress?:laugh: Or formerly?

*Hummers with gold bumpers....ok, any Hummer
*Waiters (either gender) with bare midriff - unless you work at a topless joint, or are serving me a drink at the beach, I don't want your belly in my face when I order food.:distress:
*dangling nail jewelry
*clerks talking on the phone with friends in front of customers/customers talking on the cell phone in front of clerks

:lol: :lol: :lol:

whatever makes you say that? :woohoo:

it's just sooooo rude, you know? but i guess unless you've worked at a restaurant, you don't understand how much time & effort go into closing up shop.

Using a funeral as a business opportunity (for example, distributing business cards to mourners, placing cell phone calls to business clients).

Women of a certain age wearing tube tops or halter tops. Without a bra. :eek:

Shiny metallic baby blue eyeshadow. Mascara in colors other than black or brown.

Cutting an old bathtub in half & standing it up in the ground, then putting a statue of the virgin Mary in it.

Artificial flowers. Especially outside in a garden.

Oh man - I used to work in a place (back in my rest. days) where we had a regular who arrived every day 5 minutes before the end of lunch. AAAArgh, 4 people had to stay for one customer for an extra 45 minutes at each lunch! They finally changed the closing time to a half hour later, and then he STILL came 5 minutes before closing. He said he liked having the place to himself. I think there is a special place reserved for him in the afterlife.

ass-cracks

crack nails on guys

a fake Louis Vuitton anything...especially a bad fake that doesn't even have LV on it or a fake Prada that says Prego instead - that **** sends me over the edge

This all makes me think of Burning Man. :laugh: If I look through my photos I might be able to find all these items in one Burning Man pic...perhaps not the tube top.

puts you in a murderous rage, no? we have this lady who comes in almost every night ... she's like 120 years old, and we call her the cat lady because she always talks about her cats (one of which is named gandalf, which i find really cute), and she's been coming in RIGHT at 9 when we close, and she takes for-ev-er to eat ... and then sometimes she'll sit there after she's finished and pay her bills. grrrrrrrrrr. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Shut. Up.

:laugh:

I'm not to into labels, I actually think most LV stuff is fug.

But I think that if you can't afford the real thing, don't bother. I just don't get it.

Long red hooker fingernails. Sorry, Stevie.



Banana clips.

Men with longish 70's porn mustaches. Ala' Magnum PI.

ok THAT is hilarious. where did you see that??

They are called "bathtub Madonnas" I have never seen one in person, but my friend wanted to name his band the Bathtub Madonnas. Here is a Wkipedia link with photo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub_madonna

In Angels flight stretch pants
ewwwww

a driveway full of dead vehicles. I don't care what your reason is, that is tacky.

garbage cans left on the road for DAYS after the garbage has run. don't be lazy.

mulletts. or worse, women with bleached hair with that big poof on the front/top and long permed in the back. :eek:

wearing patent leather pants to work. yeah, it's happened.

ho my god. that's really, really special. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I've seen a few. There are lots of old Polish people in my neighborhood & they seem to really like to do this. Not trying to seterotype, my family is full of old Polish women. :laugh: Sadly, none of them have a bathtub Madonna...

Yes, yes, and yes.

Worse than leather pants? Pleather. :nod:

snakeskin pleather

misspelling the name of a good friend you've known for 10 years on a thank you card.

Coming to someone's house for a cookout/dinner/party/whatever and not bringing anything.

Sending someone a card with Merry Christmas or whatever crossed out and "Happy Birthday" written in.

Uh...
 

how else are the white trash to attract the meth dealers???

re-gifting. knowing good and well you have used the object once or twice.

Chickasha...
 

Oklahoma is the mullet capitol of the world...We have seen ever conceivable mullet style there is, And that is just from the women!!!

No stinkin' bathtub was good enough for my grandma - she actually made my grandpa build a wooden shelter for her Virgin statue :laugh:

You should have seen the shelter she had him build for her Christmas Nativity scene....that woman had some damn fine lawn shrines :laugh:

Sadly her statue of St. Frances was recently stolen...it's so easy to screw with the old :p

Wearing shorts that are so short, half of you ass is hanging out.... at Disney World. And he was at least 20 years older then she was. Where's my vomiting smilie?

1. Condolence cards

2. Sticking one's bare feet out the passenger window of the truck

3. Leaving paper advertisements on people's windshields

4. Chewing/popping gum in public

^ Why are condolence cards tacky? I mean, I don't love them or anything, but I thought seding them was good etiquette? :shrug:

Oh, and spot on with the bare feet out the pickup truck wondow. :nod:

condolence cards are tacky? i've never received one ... or given one ... but hm. i think a lot of cards in general are tacky. i agree with 2 & 4, but 3 isn't tacky to me ... just annoying.

Please don't talk about me like I'm not here.

Please don't talk about me like I'm not here.

Please don't talk about me like I'm not here.

I'm sorry! Geez! Why do you even have parties if you can't even afford the stuff you need for a party? You should be happy I even drank so much of your cheap ass beer. I give and I give....:distress:

Oh, fine, take away my most joyous summer hobby. I don't know if you've noticed, but feet can get very, very hot in the summer. There is nothing more refreshing than the cool breeze blowing through your toes, legs up and akimbo...

^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

He brought her to the Santa cruz boardwalk the other day. Her ass was still hanging out, and they had two kids.

Sick bastard. :shocked: Well, I suppose she's the sick one. He's just enjoying it.

Surely you could have found a better looking man then that. :lol: :lol:

Well....you saw my ass, right? So, no.