Unconventional Hotties, What Say Ye?
 

Okay, inspired by The Tower's Keith Olbermann thread :laugh:, I'd like to start my own list of hotties that are unconventionally attractive to most people.

First of all, Stephen Colbert. I don't know why, I don't know how, but he is hot! It might be the nerdy glasses (always had a Clark Kent fascination) the suit, the cute as hell sly smile, the brilliant humor, okay it's all of it. He's awesome. I'm thinking of ditching my husband and running away with him. I know he's married too, but who cares :laugh:

You know, maybe it's just the Daily Show 'cause I also have a thing for Jon Stewart AND Steve Carrell too! Those guys are so amazingly funny and sharp, who couldn't love 'em?

I also just have a thing for smart guys with good senses of humor. I hate to admit it (in a public forum no less) but I have a secret crush on one of my husband's friends who is the most unconventionally attractive guy ever but he's so damn intelligent and funny! And it's the kind of sense of humor I have...dry, a bit on the sarcatic side, that only fellow smart asses like us can truly appreciate. Anyway, I'm sure I've divulged too much, so I'll stop there :laugh:

So who do ya'll find attractive that are unconventionally so?

Anthony Hopkins - one word "CLARICE"

Laura San Giacomo - short, curvy, gap in her front teeth, ample breasts.

Alice Krige - that voice, those dark eyes and her sexy long hair.

Tracey Ullman - Funny is downright sexy. With her gift of mimicry, you never know what you get in bed. Grrr.

Anjelica Houston - Older one...but something about her makes me randy. Especially in The Grifters and The Man From Ellysian Fields. I love her voice too.

You're f*cking kidding me. Are you serious? That scares the hell out of me! :laugh:

Anjelica Houson IS hot! I thought she was stunning in The Life Aquatic, I think her sexiness mainly manifests itself in the way she carries herself and the way she talks, so yes, her voice is very sexy.

Steve and Stephen!
 

I think they are both cute. Love The Office and The Colbert Report. :thumbsup: Loved them on The Daily Show when they did Even Stevphens.

I can't think of anyone right this second.

:thumbsup: Yup.

I think The 40 Year Old Virgin sealed my Carrell crush. He is so adorable! And he seems like the nicest guy. Doesn't hurt that he's funny as hell either.

Thought of one...
 

Tim Roth. Don't know WHY I think he's hot, but he just is to me.

I laughed my a$$ off during The 40-Year-Old Virgin. "Kelly Clarkson!" BWAH! The scene when he's got his shirt off and that girl is in the tub uh...pleasuring herself...and they show his back...guh....sexy back.

I'm weird. LOL

:laugh: How about that chest hair? :eek: That scene where they take him to wax it had me in stitches! Speaking of The 40 Year Old Virgin, I also think Paul Rudd is very attractive, but I guess he's more on the conventional side :shrug: oh well, it's worth a mention.

Judd Hirsch. I saw him in Ordinary People and wanted to be his bitch. :lol:

Hugh Laurie- love him.

:laugh: That is hilarious.

But seriously, are you serious?

Not ringing any bells...name sounds familiar though.


Love your new sig pic by the way!

I was wondering what kind of reaction that would elicit. And yes, I'm serious. :shocked: :laugh:

And morbidly delicious as Morticia! (I miss Raul Julia).

Loved heras well in The Perez Family, Prizzi's Honor, Enemies, A Love Story, Royal Tennenbaums and Manhattan Murder Mystery.

I think the list goes on and on and on.

Hugh Laurie...
 

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...laurie_203.jpg

Hugh Laurie was in Blackadder and he's now in House. He's not unconventionally hot...he IS hot! Go find the 3rd season of Blackadder!!!! NOW!!! LOL

"Anti-distinctly-minty..." :laugh:

Well, my weirdest crush is the freaky, trashy, ex-Mr. Jolie himself, Billy Bob Thornton. :shocked:

I think Alan Rickman is super sexy (don't know how unconventional that is)

But really if you dissect him- his features one by one shouldn't make him hot. Oh, but he is.

He's the lead on House.

Thanks- I need suggestions for a caption. This picture must have a caption, but mine are all too dirty~ :laugh:

Well...
 

Bright blue eyes, British accent, funny as h*ll, cute lil lisp, the scruff...sounds good to me. :nod:

Do any of these count?

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http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...Paglia0092.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...vizquel_vt.jpg

"I said NOW!"

Edit: Ooh ooh, just thought of another one, "On your knees!" :lol:
Good lord, did that guy stuff? :shocked: :laugh:

:laugh: I just laughed out loud and everyone in the office turned around.

I think it's his...*gulp*...cup :o :laugh:

Prolly not the first one, but perhaps the last two. See Suze's comment :laugh:.

They're both unconventional and can I just add an "eeewww" to Billy Bob please? :laugh:
That guy makes my flesh crawl.

I love Alan Rickman!

:thumbsup:

Fun thread...but where are all the straight ledgie guys postings? Sucks to see pages of men. Yawn.

Janet...
 

An idea for your caption:

"Did you guys just see Sulamith jump through the tambo?"

Roland Orzabal. When his hair is straight. Otherwise... :shocked:

harvey keitel
granted he could be my daddy
but he is sexy as all get-out :o

Yikes, is he naked in that pic? :laugh:

I don't think I'm familiar...

hmmm...possibly but i dont think so
must see piano again to determine... :o

Regardless, he shows his glory in Piano.
Since Btflchld finds him sexy, I will resist any negative thought.

I know that's right, and a stranger scene I have not witnessed since Bad Lieutenant. :shocked: :laugh:

I totally used to fantasize about becoming his girlfriend when I was in HIGH SCHOOL. He is seriously 50 years older than I am. I don't know what was wrong with me. I really fell in love the with the movie Shadowlands and I wanted to just have some affair with him.

LOL

Oh I agree there!

Bob Saget!? :eek: No way. Although, both are tall, lanky, nerdy types with dark hair so I guess I can kind of see the connection, but I DO NOT find B.S. attractive in the least. He can be funny though, and not in the family oriented type of humour either, did you see The Aristocrats? He can be downright filthy!

You do realize this means we either have to get stoned or drunk on tequila and discuss this at some point :eek:

With Roland or with Roland with straight hair?