50 Most Loathsome People in America 2005
 

http://buffalobeast.com/91/50.htm


I think number 12 might be my favorite... :lol:


12. Barbara Bush

Charges: Her polluted womb nurtured the seed of American decadence. The root of America’s decay; the poison tree from whence the fruit loop George W. Bush sprang. This unfeeling, unthinking patrician hag spawned America’s most notorious welfare child, whose every glaring deficiency has been excused or underwritten by undeserved wealth. Chuckling, she remarked of poor people displaced by Hurricane Katrina, "And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them." Of their plans for permanent relocation, she speculated: "What I’m hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas." A true aristocrat, she sees poor people as another species.

Exhibit A: George H.W., George W., Jeb, Neil, Jenna, Barbara, Noelle, succeeding generations.

Sentence: Hysterectomy on principle. Bound and thrown into Lake Pontchartrain. If she floats, burned at the stake. If she drowns, even better.

OH MY GAWD!
I didnt go to the link i wanted to see what the responses were and boy HOWDY is that blurb on Barbara Bush a howler! :eek: :lol: Love it!
Now I gotta go read the rest, because I cant wait to see who #1 is....

Some highlights from my faves:

47. Martha Stewart
Is in obvious discomfort when laughing

45. Robert Novak
The sheer, dreadful, angler-fish ugliness of the man, which can only be explained by the gradual accumulation of several lifetime’s worth of misanthropy, or possibly possession by demonic entity. (:eek: )

31. Rita Cosby
Unholy pastiche of fearmongering and celebrity ringworm with the brain of a moth, the integrity of a tapeworm, and the appearance and larynx of a sugar-addicted, glass-eating drag queen. (:shocked: :eek: :rolleyes: )

29. Terri Schiavo
Sacrificed her grey matter to vanity, only to become the focus of a manufactured media blitz involving the character assassination of her husband, the selective coverage of fifty protestors by 200 reporters, and a disgusting demonstration of congressional overreaching, all in deference to a frightening fringe culture’s farcical take on ethics. If you can’t tell a brain-dead oxygen-waster from a fetus, you’ve got no place debating policy or exploiting a devastated family to further your idiotic agenda or political career. (absolutely scathing summation, I'd say...)

27. Ann Coulter
We saw Coulter in person this year, and she is a revolting skeleton with a boob job and a grotesquely oversized head, who feeds only on the hatred of her target audience, liberals. (oHO! another on target assessment!)

15. Karl Rove
A greasy pig whose only distinction in life is his total lack of decency. Rove is decidedly not a genius; he is simply missing the part of his soul that prevents the rest of us from kicking elderly women in the face.

13. God
After three major natural disasters, not to mention the eternal constants of famine, war and disease, to believe in God is to believe either that He enjoys ****ing with us, or at best has totally lost interest in the whole "people" thing. :rolleyes: (the fact that God made this list totally cracks me up!)

12. Barbara Bush (see previous post)

4. You
Deathbed realization that your entire life was an unending series of stupid mistakes and wasted opportunities, a priceless gift of potential extravagantly squandered, for which you deserve nothing but scorn or, at best, indifference, and a cold, meaningless demise. (:eek: )

1. (nope, not gonna tell ya who it is! ) but its not someone I would have guessed for this spot.....:shrug:

I think Im gonna spend a little time getting to know Evil Ed a little better!

Have I ever mentioned that I LOVE Ann Coulter!!!! :xoxo:

;)

You must have been #51 and barely missed the list.


Thanks for posting Ken....hilarious read. :nod:

Why? Or are you just kidding? :confused:

I loved that list. I was so happy that Hoprah made it. I always feel alone in my dislike of her. And I *loved* the "you" one. So painfully true for many of us. The Tom Cruise one was funny, too. :lol:

Because she is smart, funny and usually spot on! ;)

I went to school with her neice and she used to tell me about how Oprah would send cards or things, but never any money or things they needed (and they needed lots) and then the next day there'd be a big write up where she gave $10K to a local school in our area for books. :shrug:

Of course, you must consider the source and I don't know the whole story, but I found it odd.

I was so happy to see these people on there:

Geraldo Rivera
Michelle Malkin (BITCH)
Larry the Cable Guy
Nancy Grace
Charles Krauthammer (I want to kick him in the shins)
Michael Brown
Rita Cosby (Foghorn Leghorn)
Hillary Clinton
Joe Lieberman
Jim Guckert
R Kelly
Elisabeth Bumiller
God
Judith Miller

She has the best blog out there!

That is why she is on the list!!!!

God I LOVE HER!


And she called James Frey on being a fraud!

She's very scary. And she can't write for ****. At least Coultergeist has moments where she can turn a phrase. Not so for this other maggot.

Yeah, well, anyone with half a brain can do that after reading all the dirt that the Smoking Gun dug up on that asshat. He's going to be on Oprah today, so expect lots of spinning and hot air being blown by the two of them.

You love someone who tries to justify the internment of Japanese-Americans, which destroyed numerous lives?

Of course he does. Revisionist history is the new pink.

That book is one of the most heinous pieces of **** I've ever read. She's a shrill, screeching cartoon character.

Me too. We're protesting her in SF this Saturday.

The list is funny and very accurate in many cases. I object to the Terry Schiavo listing, however. The ones at fault there are the ones who used her to win political points.

Her blog is fantastic. :shrug:

:thumbsup: Awesome.

Her and Bill need to go away. It's as simple as that.

Yeah, I didn't think that was right. She did nothing to invite what happened and she played no hand in it. Let the woman have what little dignity she has left in death.

Spot on ... what? the rug?

;)

........

http://unitedforpeace.org/calendar.php?calid=15446

Me and the Code Pink gals! A protest worth attending. The ones in SF against Bush seem rather futile to me, but holding so-called Dems accountable is a worthy effort.

:shrug: I do too. There isn't any concrete proof that an eating disorder led to her coma, and even if there was, it wasn't appropiriate. Put the parents on that list, if anyone.

I'd say the husband.

eating disorder-->cardiac problems---->some cardiac complication---->coma

That woman is an evil twat.


I have thouroughly enjoyed this list. This one made me howl!

"Criminal narcissim"

http://buffalobeast.com/91/images/cruise3.gif

But Curtis, didn't it come out that there could have been other factors leading to the coma? Based on her history, I would agree that it probably was an eating disorder that caused it, but I didn't think there was absolute proof.

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:

Hey that was a compliment!

It would be an honor to make that list...:p


oh yea.....



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I was thinking the exact same thing, but was trying to control my snarkiness... I know there was a reason we kept you around here. ;)

It had to be for something...

Yup. My favorite sentence was for Larry the Cable Guy:

Sentence: Sent back in time for the sole purpose of having Mark Twain’s cigars extinguished on his face.

Quite appropos I think ;)

Nancy Grace is a flaming idiot. She has no business posturing in a role of authority and/or intelligence on ANY subject whatsoever. She reminds me of a Houston housewife with her dander up. Yeesh :rolleyes:

I second this.

Now I'm mr. evil again...

poor little me, and I have said nothing. ;)

:lol:

Have you read David Cross' open letter to Larry the Cable Guy? :lol:

http://bobanddavid.com/david.asp?artID=183

Yes I have. It was brilliant. I especially loved it when D.C. called him out by his REAL name and exposed him for the phony that he really is.

He's got a lot more to offer then some.....

I bookmarked that **** the instant I finished reading it and it's been there ever since. :laugh:

I loved this part:

Now look, if someone wants to pay top dollar to come to one of your shows and then drop a couple hundred more on "Git-R-Done" lighters and hats and t-shirts and windshield stickers and trailer hitches and beer koozies and fishing hats and shot glasses etc, then good for you.

:laugh::laugh: love it.

Funny thing is, David Cross is more southern than LTCB! Have I mentioned that I love David Cross? :laugh:

LTCB was born in fecking Nebraska. :laugh: If anyone wants to cause my premature death, strap me down and force me to watch Blue Collar Comedy. I'll croak within twelve seconds.

I love Cross, too. He's genius. I can't believe you haven't watched Arrested Development yet!

I'd say Frist for diagnosing her via video. :rolleyes:

I can't believe my Brother-In-Law didn't make this list! :mad: