I can't...
 

The thread to confess that you suck at something. :nod:

I can't....

...keep a houseplant alive. Outdoor stuff, I'm fine. But give me a houseplant & I'll kill it within 3 months.

...sing. I like to think that I can when singing karaoke drunk, but I can't. Really. It's pretty bad.

...make a pie crust. See "Holiday baking" thread for details.

...run or jog. I can't explain it, really. I just can't. I've been laughed at.

...throw or catch a ball. I mean, I can throw it, but not with any finesse or aim. And catching? I drop everything thrown to me. I actually get excited when my husband tosses me the keys & I don't drop them.

...play any musical instrument. I used to play the flute. Until 7th grade. Then I became a headbanger. The flute didn't work out.

Care to share? :o

What the hell is Nicks pulling out of her mouth in your sig?

Let's see. Off the top of my head:

I can't sew. If I needed a button sown I would need to pay someone to do it. When I've tried to sew it makes me completely miserable.

I can't french braid. I can't even braid very well. I always wanted my hair french braided as a kid but it never happened.

I can't waterski or windsurf. I've tried a bunch of times and have failed misrabley.

Not sure. Your dick, perhaps?

I can't sing or keep a houseplant alive either.

As discussed in the other thread, I can't cook.

According to my husband-I can't drive.

I can't swim. I mean-I can dog paddle, but I can't go underwater without holding my nose (scared of water) so I can't do the "official" correct swim :distress:

hhmmm...what else??I can't roll my R's.

I can't ice skate. And I can't bring myself to drink Diet coke. I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can think of right now.

I can't swim.

I can't roll my R's either! :mad:

Don't know if I can ice skate - never tried.

it's just her hand isn't it?? towards the end she turns it in a funny way and it looks like a string or something, but it's her hand.

or am I missing something???:shrug:

I'm petrified of water also. My husband made me take swim lessons a few years back. I was in a class with little kids, and I'm the one who cried. When she told me to put my face in the water I cried like a little baby. I do not like water in my face.

You're missing his sarcasm. As well as my equally sarcastic reply. :lol:

Me neither. when I wash my face in the shower, instead of sticking my face in the water, I wipe it off with the water that is in my hands. It takes a few applications, :lol: but the job gets done!! I AM terrified of water, but also, I had a deviated septum on my nose. haha...anyway, I couldn't breath out of the right side of my nose, so i never got enough oxygen because it was 90% blocked. I would sleep with my arm thrown over my eyes to pull my nose back on that side so I could breath. (TMI..I know..hhahahah) so anything that prevented me from breathing in the least little bit scared the **** out of me. Since then I have had the surgery to have it fixed, but I still have a fear of not being able to breath. :(

You naughty girl, pulling penis out to substitute with dick.

I can't...
 

...ski.

...ice skate.

...draw.

...touch my tongue to my nose.

...take good, clear photos. :mad:

...cook very well.

...make those frickin' friendship bracelets...'member those?

...use a sewing machine.

...drive without a legal driver 21 or older in the car with me. LOL

...fix broken printers apparently.

oh I definately got YOUR sarcasm...hahaha...

but I got it now. I figured there was something going on. that's why I put.."or am I missing something" I knew I probably was. :laugh:

Yeah, I know. I reread it & "dick" is just more me. What can I say. :cool:

Ewww, that would be scarey, not being able to breathe right.

The hubby and I shower together alot, so he likes to splash water in my face to be mean...I start gasping like I'm drowning or something, and he just laughs.:rolleyes:

I can't....

-sew or cook worth a damn
-roll my tongue
-draw anything
-pop my knuckles
-ski

Edit - I also can't take a good picture to save my life.

I can't....

Play sports! :o

Cook (well, I can make a FEW things -- but nothing impressive!)

Stop procrastinating!

Drive (I know how, but I don't because of the panic disorder)

I can't...

-draw
-sew
-stand Toby Keith
-watch Rachel Ray without wanting to hurt someone. Badly.

I can't....

- keep a plant alive either

- stand the cold

- stand mornings

- have too much fun

- wait to fall in love with the right guy

I can't
 

whistle

really speak another language (I know a fair amount of grammar and vocabularly for French and Spanish, can muster a decent accent, but I can't USE them together - not really)

not vacuum

stay mad

keep a schedule

surf

remember names

get drunk anymore

solve an equation

swing dance

play guitar

OMG! I LOVE HER! :o :(

You have got to be kidding me. I always call her Raytard. EVOO!!1!!111!!!!

Well her personality is VERY outgoing! So, of course some people aren't going to like that...but she is really great at what she does! Love her food, ideas, etc...

Bitch needs ritalin and a muzzle.

I've never watched Raytard long enough. I only flip her on once in a blue moon to hear "EVOO!!1!!11!!!!1!" and poke fun. Her and her goddamned EVOO!!1!11!!1 and chicken stock can kiss my crack.

that person loses credibility!

They say they hate Rachel Ray but yet there is Ms. Underwood as their icon! :distress: :lol:

Only thing I can think of...
 

Staying healthy...Now I can add Promethazi 25Mg/.1ML to meds I have to take to stay among the living who arent barfing their brains out due to nausea...

Sucks dont it?

I can't...

- Draw
- Field a ground ball very well.
- Do any kind of math whatsoever.
- Stand 90% of the bands that are popular today.
- Go a single day without bitching and complaining to someone.
- See Rent without crying.
- Watch MTV without wanting hit my TV with a metal bat at least twice.
- Get my bf to listen to Stevie. :distress:
- Stand snow. Or rain. Or the winter in general. :mad:

paula i have only kept 1 plant alive in my entire 19 yr marriage, a plant that was given at my granny's funeral was given to me, some climbing vine type thing~ not sure if it has to do w/ granny or not, but that baby has covered an entire wall now :shrug: ~ every other plant i buy or get, dies

wiggle my ears, both my hubby & son can, i feel left out:distress:

make homemade fudge, it's my FAVORITE, i have literally ruined pans & had to throw them away becuz i made cement, not fudge:distress: :lol:

leave my house w/ my bed unmade, when i wrked outside of the home, i have been late before, cuz i had to make my bed~

I can't...

hold my temper
stand catty women
play an instrument
be patient
stop eating naughty foods
stop cursing!
find a good man :distress:
wait until vacation!

Same here!

I can't ...
 

- drive
- hold a straight face. I swear, everything I think or feel, you can read it on my face. I can't lie like this!
- get up early
- blow my nose (just never learned)
- remember names
- tell left from right if I have to say it real quick (it always takes a second) ("no.. I meant the OTHER left!")
- look nice in a picture. Again, the face, too many strange expressions.
- do something at the computer without checking the internet every.. 10 minutes?:o

I can't:

-pay attention
-sleep (it's becoming bothersome)
-write poetry
-make myself go to the gym
-spend money w/o feeling guilty
-fix anything on cars
-shower without music

I can't:

sing/dance

touch my toes without bending my legs

read music

burp (on purpose)

sleep very well (I have battled insomnia since I was a teenager)

tell a good lie

play any sports

Oh, I could go on and on with this list. Funny how I can list my shortcomings (or what *I* perceive to be shortcomings) so easily.

Okay, Mari...
 

Are you my long lost twin or something? This is me exactly. I can drive, but I hate doing it, and I only have a permit for emergencies.

I can't..............
 

Burp.

Write the letters "p" and "r" in sequence (like the word "pride").

Watch commercials anymore.

Wash or get one hand wet and leave my other hand dry. I have to have both hands wet and dry both hands with a towel.

Forgive my parents for their neglect.

Sleep with any lights on.

Play any guitar leads- rhythm guitar only, folks.

Pffft. Dump him. :nod: :laugh:

I don't know about you, but it really bugs me that I can't burp. Not only do I think I would feel so much better if I could burp, but I've missed out on all the burping fun.

Me neither.

I also can't:

--Cook

--Stick to a budget

--Do yoga without looking like a complete fool

--Say no to my cats when they beg for food