Paris Hiltons New CD Cover
 

This was posted over @ another board today, and appriantley its her a cover for her new CD :laugh:

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7623/hs6ybk8ta.png

There's a little boob enhancement going on there. :lol:

Thats what I thought too. Typical of Ms. Hilton to use sex a selling point :(

I absolutely think she's horrid, but I must say...thats a gorgeous pic of her.
Lots of work, but that's the beauty of photoshop...

rbs

She looks like an anteater in Pam Anderson drag.

Ha! That nose makes her look like Aloysius Snuffleupagus.

Regardless of the can opener nose, she actually looks really good. :shocked:

In spite of her extensive surgery I think she is perhaps the ugliest famous person on earth. Queen Gangleskank.

She's wearing a pushup and smooshing her boobs with her arms, I don't think she's had any boob work done...Why doesn't she spend some of that Hilton fortune and lop off that schnozz a couple inches? Her hair looks fried, and we already know her blue eyes are fake. Fix that nose, beeyotch! Only Linda Evangelista can get away with the long nostril, bird-beak.

wow... she looks like Sophie Ellis Bextor.

Looks like her lips got a nice plumping too.. collagen much? :laugh:

It's nice to see that she actually took a pic that isn't her trademark pose, though!

I'm at a loss for words. I will now simply throw up.

An understandable response. But what will you do when and if you are in the unfortunate position of hearing Princess Gangleskank's vocal attempts ?

Ten more degrees to the left. I hope she doesn't break her neck!










(Actually, I wouldn't mind if she did...:rolleyes: )

omg you are so transparent in your need for some paris

Are you really going to begrudge her that? It's not like she's got anything else.

I will buy a handgun and shoot the stereo (a la Elvis shooting a TV).

True that. Perhaps she and I can throw up together? Ahhh...sweet love.

awww i was thinking along the lines of your schoolboy crush...
"i hate you!" then the sniff/lick of every monkeybar she ever stradled...
but yeah your scenario works in much the same way

Just think, she's covering Blondie and Bowie on this "album." Leave me to weep in my solitude.

Somewhat off-topic: Am I the only one who chuckles whenever somebody mentions Hilton Head?

Her eyes are brown, her hair is short and she is flat as a board.

But hell...she looks good there...though it's not HER.

OMG :eek: Is she really - she could be the worst thing to happen to music since milli vanilli :distress:

How soon we forget William Hung....

That's her? I'll bet her cd is called Thats hot..:lol: