Periods for Men
 

Hi All,

I've been in such a foul mood recently. My "guy" period. Do any of you guys get it? I just think I've been rather bitchy (not sure why) and some of my posts recently may have been rather nasty. Hopefully I didn't offend anyone.

Have a great Halloween.

xo~

there is no excuse for how horribly you have been treating me!

LOL - my older brother told me at the age of like 13 that men menstruate but less often than women - so like six months later I went crying to my parents that I was dying because I was not menstuating :eek: :laugh:

I get my "period" every Monday - Friday from 8am to 5pm. I turn into a complete assh*le the moment I walk into the office, but when I leave I'm back to my sweet, fun loving self. :angel:

I'm just a hateful bitch 24/7, so....:D

I guess that's why they call it "Men"struating.

:laugh: I'm right there with you.

omg.. have you seen Ma Vie En Rose? it's a belgian film that came out, in like, 97 or 98 i think... it's about a little boy who's realizing that he's gay and the people around him aren't putting up with it. his family and friends are really mean to him and one day, he overhears his mother saying to his older sister "you are a woman now" or something to that effect- she had just gotten her first period. so he learns that periods exist, though he doesn't know what they are, and a really funny scene happens when the kid decides he wants his period... i'd tell you but i can't remember the details and i'm afraid i'd mess it up... go rent it... it's a really good movie (if you don't mind reading subtitles)

I will rent that this weekend!

It was really traumatic for me - I was like 'WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME" :laugh:

I don't get very moody but I have been known to bleed outta my ass.

as opposed to talk out of it :p :p :p

amen sistah

No worries. I get that way too sometimes. Especialy when Nagzilla Derek gives me crap...
:lol:

Interestingly put....

Hm. I get gouchy when it is overcast. And sometimes get alarmingly horny for no reason for days at a time. THAT, I should chart somewhere and see if it is a pattern.

BWAHAHAH! :lol:

That is too funny! And I think just about true for everyone! :laugh:

You may think that's funny now, but just you wait... :cool:

I only get that way when I'm not getting laid. Which is, lately, pretty much all the time.

OHH! :laugh: And exactly what are you implying? :lol:

I have my period a lot. :laugh:

I'm never pissed...always horny.

A man period? What? :eek:

When you have to pee every five minutes, are blown up like a balloon, your boobs are sore, you're tired, and feel like someone is splitting your sacrum in half, give me a call. :nod:

What's the #?

What if your both? :lol:

You and I really should have hooked up. We'd have been a match made in... well, gay porn. :laugh:

I see. when will this video be available..
:laugh:

OH MY GOD! what a FAMILY! your poor folks!

are you kidding?
they were probably thrilled
"aww our lil boy of 13 doesnt
know one of the differences
between girls and boys yet"

:lol: s.t.r.a.n.d. :lol:
Still Takes Rag And Nuzzles Dick

Oh believe me, I let him have it in a bad way after that :laugh: Brothers are allowed to give each other total HELL :laugh:

Oh yes. Which explains why me and my brother fight 24/7. And he really could be the ***** out of me if he wanted. And he is YOUNGER than me (15) :distress:. But he is the athletic/sports child.

Lord Child - I jacked my brother in his jay with one of those old huge phones - he never really picked on me again after that :laugh: Boys are just different. We tend to fight and then get over it. Women, in general, are FAR more calculating :eek:

Oh yea I agree with you there.

However I really am a physical coward. I just hit the send button my computer, sit back in the comfort of my home and giggle! :D

When it comes to a war of words between my brother and me...I win! But if it ever goes physically...I HOPE I have a baseball bat!

all this talk about "man periods....." all I know is, I'll know who to blame if I suddenly cant find any TAMPONS! BEASTS!

I never had a brother ( ::cries:: ), so I only had cousins to beat on and get beat on by. I stabbed one of them in the hand with a pencil once, though.

once by accident i stuck a pencil up a girls nose:distress:
it can be done

:laugh: What happened?

I played "swords" with a friend in second grade with pencils and I accidentally stabbed him in his palm, too. This was while I was at Catholic school, mind you. I was forced to eat lunch with one of the nuns for days.

we were all getting "indian-style" in a circle
i was seated turned away from her
she was coming down next to me
i turned towards her
pencil in hand lead side up
and down came her nose
it wasnt pretty :distress:

OMG, how did I miss that you are recovering Catholic ?

lol my older bro was always kicking my ass
in some silly way or another
until one day we each had a hold
of a pole facing each other
suddenly i was strong enough to
push harder and i rammed his nose
he didnt mess with me much from then on

those were the days?! :lol: