Cable News Race...
 

Cable News Race
Thurs., Oct 27
Viewers

Foxnews O'reilly 2,612,000
Foxnews Hannity/colmes 1,645,000
Foxnews Brit Hume 1,615,000
Foxnews Greta 1,604,000
Foxnews Shep Smith 1,552,000
Cnn Larry King 1,311,000
Cnn Aaron Brown 1,198,000
Cnn Zahn 858,000
Cnn Anderson 786,000
Cnnhn Grace 724,000
Msnbc Hardball 494,000
Msnbc Olbermann 469,000
Msnbc Rita 399,000
Msnbc Scarborough 344,000
Msnbc Tucker 296,000

Pig. Human slime.

Was just outed. Poor thing. We all knew he was queer without him having to be embarrassed like that.

The only three shows I really watch.

I like his show! :p



I watch his show too. Is he really gay?

I watch NONE of those!

I watch...

Foxnews O'reilly 2,612,000
Foxnews Hannity/colmes 1,645,000
Foxnews Brit Hume 1,615,000
Foxnews Greta 1,604,000
Foxnews Shep Smith 1,552,000

and sometimes...

Cnn Zahn 858,000

Of course you do. He's inhuman slime without one iota of feeling, what's not to like? Look up "disgusting" in the dictionary and you'll find a photo of his constipated-looking mug. I'd give up everything I own just to crack him in the jaw once.

He's a huge Mary. He was just outed for trying to pick up a dude in a fecking PIANO BAR.

*feigns shock*

I could have guessed that without any help.

I lunge for the remote at breakneck speed as soon as Anderson is over so that I can change the channel before having to listen to her. She drives me bonkers. Go back to Faux News, silly girl.

Just hearing her shout "Thanks so much, Anderson!!" every night makes me ill.

Brit Hume reminds me of my grandfather- When he was dead laying in the casket that is. That's about how much spunk that twerp has:nod:

Brit Hume reminds me of the last **** I took.

Wipes tears away.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I wish I could find the old video clip because it made me laugh so hard -- back when J.Ho released her last album, Fox did a report on tension between citizens of the Bronx and J.Ho. He said..."J.Lo's new song 'Jenny From the Block' is all about Lopez's roots, about how she's still a neighborhood gal at heart, but folks from that street in New York, the Bronx section, sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blow job!" (he was supposed to say block party). We all know where his mind is :nod:

My gavorite J-HO story is when here and her entire posse jumped into their limos to GO ACROSS FROM ONE END OF A HOTEL ENTRANCE TO THE OTHER!!!!:lol:

http://www.hypocrites.com/article9347.html :xoxo:

It's almost as good as the actual images of vaginal penetration that they showed to promote one of Neil Cavuto's **** shows.

Ahhhh I LOVE IT :lol:

Here's the ridiculous article on Shepherd Smith trying to pick a dude up at a PIANO BAR in case you want to read it. :laugh: It's rather stupid if you ask me.

http://www.newyorkblade.com/2005/10-...orials/out.cfm

There is nothing more ridiculous than a public figure refusing to reveal whether he or she is straight — no heterosexual person would deny being straight.

ANDERSON COOPER MAY be the most ubiquitous personality on cable television these days. Popping up on a best-dressed or most-beautiful-people list, profiled in magazines or penning a column for Details magazine, Cooper gets a lot of ink. But in all the fawning stories about his good looks, sartorial smarts, family wealth and status as one of TV’s biggest rising stars, one key detail is always missing.

Cooper, the popular CNN anchor, coyly refused to answer “the question” in a recent lengthy profile in New York magazine. Though long rumored to be gay — he once suggested he is gay in comments made at a GLAAD Media Awards event — Cooper chooses the closet over honesty.

“The whole thing about being a reporter is that you’re supposed to be an observer and to be able to adapt with any group you’re in,” Cooper told New York magazine, “and I don’t want to do anything that threatens that.”

Does he believe that female and African-American reporters lack credibility to cover stories since their minority status is showing? Should any heterosexuals who let it slip that they’re married to someone of the opposite sex be kept off the air, or does his rule apply only to gay journalists?

(Note to Cooper: I have been a journalist for as long as you have and being open about my sexual orientation has never cost me a job, a story, a source or a promotion.)

Cooper isn’t the only well-known TV personality hiding his sexual orientation. Shepard Smith, who hosts a popular program on Fox News and received widespread praise for his work covering Hurricane Katrina’s aftermath, also dodges questions about his sexual orientation.

Smith once chatted me up in a New York City gay piano bar, bought me drinks, and invited me back to his place. When I declined, he asked me to dinner the next night, another invitation I politely refused.

We sat at the bar chatting and drinking martinis until 3 a.m., our conversation interrupted only when he paused to belt out the lyrics to whatever showtune was being performed.

THERE ARE, OF course, much bigger stars that remain in the closet. Jodie Foster’s recent film “Flightplan” spent two weeks atop the box office charts. She, too, continues to refuse any discussion of her private life.

:lol: Oh ****. That would be side-splittingly funny to watch.

I couldn't imagine. The visual it conjures in my mind is hilarious enough. I can just picture him sipping his Cosmo and slamming it down upon the wooden table to shout "MAME!" in unison with the current performer as loudly as possible. All bets are off when they start playing Debbie Reynolds, though.

You give my old mint julep a kick, Mame! :lol:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You make our black-eyed peas and our grits seem like the Sill of Fare at the Ritz, Mame!

If Roger Ailes only knew.

Now all we need are 5 or 6 more closeted journalists along with gorgeous Anderson and we have ourselves the greatest chorus line EVER.

****, Anderson can play Mame. :laugh:

If I wasn't so tired, i'd be compelled to photoshop right now :cool:

We all know Lucy was the best Mame!

And I am dead serious...I don't understand the negativity about the movie version!

I would love you even more than I already do if you whipped something up some time. :laugh:

You cannot be serious. Lucille Ball was better than Angela Lansbury and Rosalind Russell? Cra-zay.

Well no. They were awesome! But I guess what I mean is that she was GOOD in her own way...and she didn't deserve all of the negative reviews.

Her bullfrog voice alone saw to it that it would be panned. She was too old, too cold, and couldn't sing. Thank the stars for Bea Arthur.

Yea Bea was awesome! But I didn't thank Lucy was THAT bad...bless her heart she tried!!!

Love when Bea slaps the made and she slaps her back!

Annnd you asked for it.

One of my favorite movie reviews ever had the following line about the Lucy version of Mame. Referring to the camera tricks to make her look younger... I paraphrase...

"It looks as if the cinematographer photographed Lucille Ball through a Navajo blanket."

For the record, I know nothing about any of these films. Y'all know I hate musicals. Sparky ain't that gay.

You RULE. Come to Camp Sparky. Strand and I will be serving your favorite cocktails. Diss and his mini weenie dog will be performing mesmerizing and enchanting tricks for you. A grand time will be had by
ALL !

Women are a minority now?

HEY now! I must protest your choice of moniker there~ :laugh:

Does sparky have an invite for an irishgrl? Anytime Jason and Josh get together I want a ringside seat~

obviously. Im just saying.

You ? Are in charge of Guinness on tap, with requisite hot Irish barmaids and a few Colin Farrell type black Irish helpers. Plus, you organize the political debate tent. Amber is not only the DJ, but will be coordinating horseshoes and a few random bike races.


Believe me, I have room for all of this.:nod:

WOO HOO! I will be the official Guinness taste tester as well as dispenser of various and sundry libations! And the political debate tent! I just died and went to Heaven! Sparky, I LOVE YOU! :xoxo:

And your source for this is? :confused:

LMFAO! You are on a roll today. :laugh:

and I hope it was diarreha and reeked - I loathe that fool.

Hello - I was not there :laugh:

We doing Bosom Buddies from Mama - and I am Vera. If anyone doubt I am Vera, show up that night :laugh:

THE MAN IN THE MOON IS A BITCH :mad:

Who is catering, food will be passed and not laid out, and we need a bar for every three people plus drink waiters (shirtless of course) - I hate lines, esp. when the divert attention from my Mermanesq. rendition of "We Need a Little Chirstmas" Haul of the Holly . . . .