What in the hell?
 

I was just eating some Cheez-Its...grabbed a handful...put them in my mouth...started chewing and bit down on something hard. I pulled it out and it was a chunk of something metal-like, about the size of a dime! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :distress:

WHAT THE HELL!?!?

It's the prize in every specially marked package.

My tooth don't think so! :o :lol:

You should sue. :laugh:
that is weird, and gross, though. But not as gross as a bug.

That's true...my tooth wouldn't like the bug either!

Maybe I should sue. Of course I know the case would never make it anywhere!

But I could dream....

Millions of dollars in punitive damages, owning the company and remarketing "Cheez-Its" to "Brandon-Its" catchy huh?

If I got anything it would be a small amount in nominal damages! DAMN!

If you have a dream, you can't let anything get in your way. Don't let naysayers tell you that your dream is impossible.
You just go for it! If you reach for the something, and miss, you'll still be among the stars, or whatever.

To think...my face could be on the next box of "Cheez-Its" I mean "Brandon Its"

"What could it be?"

Tell him what he's won Chuck.

You and a chip eating friend are being flown to New York for the year end big law suit against careless fast food/snack makers. :lol:

ahahhaa. jk. Hope your tooth is ok, and be grateful it wasn't a body part

Yea my tooth is ok now! It just REALLY REALLY HURT at first!

And I am very thankful that it wasn't a body part.

Don't be so sure! Often big companies like that will pay you off just to keep it out of the media! You should atleast write them a threatening letter!

Chris

How do you feel about "frivolous lawsuits" now?

I doubt you can prove intent.

If a guy can prove that "Twinkies" made him kill someone...then I can prove intent on the part of a snack food company! :lol:

IF ONLY I lived in CA!

This is why I said that that would be a dream...nominal damages are the way for me.


ohhh...I'm a poet! :lol:

I think the word you're reaching for is delusional.

Perhaps. :shrug:

Just a question: Do you intend to come off snobbish in every post you direct towards me or is it just natural.

With all due respect, do you intend to come off like a raving lunatic by calling people baby killers, accusing them of treason, and espousing how your moral and religious views should be made into laws?

I wasn't talking to you. And this thread is not even political!

Jesus, if you are going to hit the ignore button then will you do it already!

What is your deal with the ignore button? It's like you want the people who have differing views than you to ignore. Why? So you can post & nobody will debate you? :shrug:

Dodge, dance, duck. I try not to reply to you at all but sometimes your facts are just so out of line that I feel I must. And I have some extra time on my hands today.:shrug:

But this thread has nothing to do with politics so why did you treat my jokes as facts?

A little odd if you ask me.

Dance, duck and dodge. :distress: Because you present them as such and you know it.

No it has nothing to do with people I disagree with.

It's just that he said he was going to ignore me...but he hasn't yet!

"with all due respect...with all due respect...with all due respect"...

IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! If you say you are going to do something then please do it!

Oh, I missed that. I was just curious because this is the second or third time that I've seen you post asking someone to ignore you (not only regarding one person, either.) Thanks for clarifying.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...

Jesus what is your point!?!?

What are you talking about?

I was talking about a piece of mental something I found in my box of cheese-its and now I'm held up to some "presenting them as fact" standard?

Surely you can find something better to do?

What the hell am I saying. It's fun, isn't it??:D

np. :wavey:

I'm going to do 45 minutes on the eliptical and then I'm going to do some work.:) I just wish the indictments would come down today but it doesn't look like they're going to.

I had some great Merry Fitzmas graphics to post, too, dammit. :laugh:

You can't seek punitive damages without proving intent. I merely pointed out that in fact your statement of a "dream" is really delusional.

Well, hold on to them and hopefully we'll get to use them soon. I'm starting to sound like a broken record but this waiting is killing me.

I know what punitive damages are dear. And I didn't need you to point it out to me. Yet somehow you feel the need to "correct" someone every chance you get.

I can just picture Petty watching the news and singing "The waiting is the hardest part." :laugh:

I feel your pain. You've been threatening to leave us for months now, but you never actually do. ;)

That's because I was talked into staying by some.

yep...I've seen this happen before

You do now.;)

No I know what they are because I have had Civil Litigation for an entire year and Torts for a semester.

No scams allowed....:lol:

Why would a conservative like you want to waste the court's time with such a frivolous lawsuit? ;)

This would be too litigious of a suit. I think you should call Cheez-Its and they will act mortified that this happend and send you a ****load of free product.

A long time ago, a colleague and I were sharing a bag of Dorito's and toward the bottom of the bag was a 2" round season ball. It was the most disconcerting looking ball of yuck. Called up Doritos to report this season blob. Not a week later was a box of a dozen bags of Doritos delivered to our offices.

Now, this was a while ago, so I think they deal with free coupons now. Good luck...don't let it go! But don't sue either. You did put them in your mouth without looking.