Your porno name!!
 

I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:

1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.

I'll start:

1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau

GO!:woohoo:

I cant follow the rules here. Mine would be Dick Steele:laugh: :lol:

1. Angelina Limburgia
2. Jerry Zegers

I like the first one. The second one doesn't make sense, since my first pet was a he-cat. :laugh:

1. Christopher Mayflower
2. Homer Regan

The first would HAVE to be gay. :nod: The second sounds like the name of an old accountant. :p

P.S. - I always liked Dissy's hooker name the most. Horny Phuxalot (If I remember correctly). :lol:

1. Rae Willowview
2. Lady Casto

That's funny. My mom's last name is Casto, since she remarried in 1978.

2. Lady Casto[/QUOTE]


Sex-aaayyyyyy!!! Best so far.:nod:

Marie Hope
Puffy Bertocchi

Not good.

I like the second one. not bad. :nod:

It sounds like an Italian noodle. :lol:

mm Italian sounds good right about now. I could dig me some Veal Parmigiana right now!!!:nod:

1. Lynn Brady

2. Shimmer Atwell

Darnit, I got crappy ones :( :lol:

Kevin Fager :laugh: :lol: :distress: :shocked:
Chelsea Bartlette

Interesting...
 

1. W. Locust (Anyone wanna make a guess what my middle name actually is???)
2. Theo Moses

Walter!! :D

Hell no....
 

it's easy.

if i take my first pet's name and then use the street i grew up on:

Ms. Fluffy Wood

hott. beat that.

How bout William?

Sounds like...
 

some of us guys first thing in the morning.

Nope...
 

that be the name of my oldest (Druggie/Drunky) brother.

I wrote it down on that post, it's that simple...

Lynn Oxford
Sasha Shepard

Kind of boring...:shrug:

It's just the letter "W"?

Yeah...
 

pretty much :nod:

1. James Jasper
2. Toby McDonald.

First one could work, but the second one wouldn't.

Hooray! I win! :blob2:

1 - Coy Stonewall
2 - Alex Ellis

Haha! Mine is Ginger Woodfield. ;)

1. Katherine Broadmoor
2. Bruiser Austin

The Casto family tree is very well traced. It started with an ancestor who was on Captain Kid's ship, no kidding.

Where does your mom live? My mom was born a casto in West Virginia.

Mine suck lol

1: Marie Castle
2: Pudgy Iannone

Mine:

1. Louise Main
2. Ginger Hess

Ugh. Not so good . . .

Lilly Ann or Penny Murphy

1. Ann Dreamland :rolleyes:
2. Max Perkes

neither of mine are good at all.

1) Ian Ingleside
2) Dude Smith

We moved arould a lot, so my porn name could very well be:

Michele Bethel Church Road.:lol: I don't think that DVD would sell many copies. So I'll go with Michele McConnell.

I don't remember the exact first pet (we had bunches!) so it could be:

Stacy Maples
Valentine Maples
Lady Maples
Bear Maples:shocked:

1. Stephanie Nassau
or Stephanie Pompom :laugh:
or Stephanie Friesesteen .. uh.. doesn't work.

2. Floris Smit

1: Elizabeth Rising Glen
2: Ersatz Smith

Im kinda partial to Ersatz Smith meself :nod:

1. Chandler Rheel
2. Marmaduke Bergman

Jesus, they both suck! :laugh: :distress:

1. Eileen Heartlake

2. Satch-Mo Young

Well, I'll have to go with the street of the first house we lived in until I was 2...because I don't think Nicole South 91st St. sounds right. :shrug:


So...

1. Nicole Hascall
2. Kitty Mercer or Mitzi Mercer

This could ultimately help me in my back up plan in case college doesn't work out. :lol: :nod:


Susie